MW❥

I know better now, that love is never a guarantee. Not when you have the rest of the world to contend with. -Lang Leav

[MW❥ @mellaweed]

This guy has literally been having a conversation with himself for DAYS. #fml #mylifeisajoke

[MW❥ @mellaweed]

What kinda sick joke is my life😂😭😑

[MW❥ @mellaweed]

@egm_x just for you😂😂😂😂

[MW❥ @mellaweed]

@egm_x

[MW❥ @mellaweed]

This shits insane... Never have I everrrr😂 I got a magnet for psychopaths I SWEAR lolol

[MW❥ @mellaweed]

😂😂😂😂😂

[MW❥ @mellaweed]

I dunno if this is an unknown fact or what but to all men: When ur having a conversation with ur self 9 texts deep she's prob not interested

[MW❥ @mellaweed]

Have yet to find a man who isn't a turd nugget😒 is that even possible? #Smh

[MW❥ @mellaweed]

In the 5 minutes it took me to change into a bathing suit from sweats, the weather went to shit.

[MW❥ @mellaweed]

Turns out my iPod was in my damn purse the whole time.. How I do that?

[MW❥ @mellaweed]

@nicoolecarlson Ohhh annnny time my love😏

[MW❥ @mellaweed]

Just cleaned my room in hopes my iPod would turn up... But nooooope😔

[MW❥ @mellaweed]

Maann I can't believe I lost my iPod😩

[MW❥ @mellaweed]

Who ever made this sign might be soulmate..😳😂

[MW❥ @mellaweed]

WHY

[MW❥ @mellaweed]

I do not, I repeat do not know how to flirt. #ffs

[MW❥ @mellaweed]

Pick up line: hey what's ur name?
Me: I don't have one..
*walks away* 😂#realstory

[MW❥ @mellaweed]

Sleep and I have a love hate relationship.. I love it and it hates me😩