Mary Ellen Kidd

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

it feels pointless. to bring it up again. but if i am not allowed to bring my sticks inside. why is the human allowed a whole tree. do they not understand. that is where my sticks come from

[British Bake Off @BritishBakeOff]

We are deeply saddened to hear that Luis Troyano has passed away. It was a huge honour and pleasure to have him in the Bake Off Tent for Series Five. Our condolences and thoughts go out to his friends and family.

[Tyler Cameron @TylerJCameron3]

Straight jacket guy has to go

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Please don't drink and drive. Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

I'm public speaking. Stop public interrupting me.

[The Bachelor @BachelorABC]

I am:
⚪️ A man
⚪️ A woman
🔘 A Bachelor fan

Seeking:
⚪️ A man
⚪️ A woman
🔘 The most dramatic season ever

[Hannah Brown @hannahbrown]

Have a moment of silence and a shot of tequila because one year ago today...I sent Luke P home. #CincodeMayo2020

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

if you start leaving the house again. who will be around to say. ohhh big stretch. every time i do a stretch

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

this will be me every time I go out to eat once restaurants open back up

[Laura Osnes @LauraOsnes]

MY FAVORITE SCENE. I always looked forward to it and just loved this moment every day. (Note: Beth’s comedic timing slays AGAIN. And Corey #sipstea). #playbillplayback

[Nancy Drew @StuffNancySays_]

I'd better be careful around that trap door. *falls down the trap door*

[Playbill @playbill]

This is your half-hour call for our #PlaybillPlayback watch party of @BandstandBway! Retweet this tweet for a chance to win this baseball cap from the @playbillstore.

[Pip the Golden Retriever 🌈 @PipTheDog5]

🥯🍞🥖

Lovely baking scents woke me up early... 😁

Tried to wake Mum and Dad up THREE times between 3am and 7am to tell them the exciting news... 🤔

Now they are up, I’m patiently waiting to taste test a morsel... 🧐

#GoldenRetrievers 🐕😀🐾 #SaturdayMotivation

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. i think today. i’ll lie on the porch. with my front paws crossed. and let the sun shine on my face through the trees. occasionally i will rollover. so it shines on my belly. nobody will stop me. because i deserve this

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

everybody: 2020 is finally going to be our year 👌🏼

3 months later:

[Mary Ellen Kidd @mellenkidd]

Finally watched the Bachelor finale. Here are my takeaways:

@HannahannSluss is awesome
@madiprew is awesome
Barb is awful
@laurenzima is still the best part of #BachelorNation🍷

I can’t wait for @BacheloretteABC🌹

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human has been working from home the last couple days. and every so often. they let me participate in the video calls. all the other humans cheer when they see me. i am the only thing holding their company together

[Megan @Megan04419342]

The most problematic woman of this season of #TheBachelor #TheBachelorFinale

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i know you put a pill. in my rolled up cheese slice. i’m not mad about it. i would simply appreciate. if you would be honest with me next time

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

it is really cool. that this year. i was given a whole extra day to love you