adam meller

Creative Strategy Lead, @Twitch | KISS on Spotify | Mtn Dew on Weekends

[adam meller @mellerad]

the power of branding:

vegan leather = pleather
air fryer = convection oven
seltzer = sparkling water = club soda
cannabis = weed
non-alcoholic adult beverage = pop

[adam meller @mellerad]

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[adam meller @mellerad]

what the kids call "adulting" is just living with a stomach ache after housing some crackers & hummus plus a random chocolate chip cookie at your desk because your meetings are running long

[adam meller @mellerad]

@RGA we didn't start the fire

[adam meller @mellerad]

Blind Ape Yacht Club

[YallahHabibi 🌎 ☮️ @YallahHabibi]

POV: You bought an expensive JPEG and flight to Hong Kong to attend a festival and almost lose your eye sight.

Yuga never disappoints.

[adam meller @mellerad]

@VanTheBrand ahhh that's interesting! I was speaking purely through a branded content lens based on my experience with gun-shy brand managers (pun intended)

I still think huge action stars + NERF + filmed like an action movie is a winner

A group of friends fighting a 25-year NERF war

[adam meller @mellerad]

This idea rules.

And it wouldn't ever be green lit.

Why? Because no children's toy gun brand is willing to correlate itself with realistic violence.

Just isn't going to happen, no matter how over-the-top ridiculous the concept actually is.

[Van @VanTheBrand]

I pitched a NERF idea I loved a few back they didn’t go for.

Get a Rock, a Hemsworth any big action stars. Hire a great action director & do a normal action movie but—every weapon’s a nerf weapon. Every bullet is foam. Never directly address it in the film & play it all straight

[adam meller @mellerad]

did cillian drop an atomic bomb on himself

[IGN @IGN]

Robert Downey Jr. has praised Oppenheimer co-star Cillian Murphy, saying he has "never witnessed a greater sacrifice by a lead actor" in his entire career. https://t.co/lGYhR7jLu6

[adam meller @mellerad]

@RGA i miss Jeb!

[adam meller @mellerad]

@jappleby also, damn this UK agency for already scooping up https://t.co/WL7Oh5T3tC

[adam meller @mellerad]

@jappleby https://t.co/Rpi8FNpM69 is kind of an oxymoron but I like it (.net domains just remind me of the early web days)

i'd say look into getting https://t.co/VVgjK84n6e

[adam meller @mellerad]

@jappleby if she solves this, i'll be coming to her for career advice soon

[adam meller @mellerad]

@fart hello jon https://t.co/ceGUleyQCq

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Would.

[adam meller @mellerad]

A/V CLUB:

"Roll" (written & directed by Baz Luhrmann) tends to aimlessly meander with the same bravado of its lead character. Yet you can't help but stay glued to the screen with anticipation, as the occasional flourish of brilliance shines through when you least expect it.

[adam meller @mellerad]

@majornelson it's gotta be Anno 1800, Lar. #XboxFreeCodeFriday

[adam meller @mellerad]

this is el0n's big april fool's prank, which everyone on the internet loves

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[adam meller @mellerad]

getting this done has been my campaign promise since day one of my theoretical run for public office

[Lina Khan @linamkhan]

1. @FTC is proposing a rule to ban deceptive business tactics designed to trick or trap consumers into paying for unwanted subscriptions. The proposal would mandate “click to cancel,” requiring firms to make it as easy to cancel as they make it to sign up.
https://t.co/8OXV2vC51T

[adam meller @mellerad]

@edzitron I'm guessing the "higher-level managers" who are "sharing the directive with their subordinates" aren't going to be doing any of the IC work mandated by said directive

[adam meller @mellerad]

@jappleby

[adam meller @mellerad]

@edzitron never grow up ed