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[🂱 @laylology]

in one of those moods where i really need the pills they'd give to '50s housewives when they didn't feel like doing the dishes

[The 92% @YonnieTaughtU]

A $0.03 residual check for Mr. Johnson?! #AbbottElementary

[Olivia-Anne Cleary @OliviaACleary]

Yes, Chef!

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

Kylie Jenner confirms again:

“I have never had plastic surgery in my life.”

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Everybody should watch this so we can finally end this debate.

[trash jones @jzux]

everyone i know in their late 20s is having an existential crisis because we skipped our mid 20s in the pandemic. relationships fast-tracked, careers faltered, we lost those core identity-building years and now we feel like 23-year-old brains in bodies approaching 30

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Awwww …I guess …..He in heaven turning up!

[Scary Underwater @scaryunderwater]

Really cool footage of a capybara running underwater.

[Earth Liberation Studio @EarthStvdio]

AND AGAIN

[Tyler @tyler_cov]

Gays don’t fight dirty enough. If I was the CEO of Grindr, you’d all be waking up to a link with a list of each and every one of those politicians’ accounts with screenshots to go with them.

Like they are acting funny. So we need to get hilarious.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

The basic point is it has nothing to do with the law. The only question for them is, “How can we crate and enforce a system which only benefits the ruling class?”

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

So we’re clear:

The Supreme Court ended affirmative action yesterday by saying you CAN’T discriminate by helping a minority group, then turned around today and said you CAN discriminate by hurting them.

[a notorious bean @beaniedebussy]

how it felt to get dumped by the therapist I was seeing romantically cuz someone he was seeing professionally mentioned me in a session

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

She voted against the Infrastructure Bill.

[bitchcraft ☾ @mermaidbl00d]

"weird energy in here today" i say, referring to the inside of my brain