melinda robertson

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[melinda robertson @melllindaa]

Disgusting

[melinda robertson @melllindaa]

The lack of urgency with some Uber drivers is wild. I’m not trying to hang in your car all day….letssss go

[melinda robertson @melllindaa]

If I hear the Sleigh Bells remix ONE more time on IG I might loose it. Love me some Christmas music but I just can’t with that version

[melinda robertson @melllindaa]

Watching eight 3 year olds attempt gymnastics is a whole new level of chaos

[melinda robertson @melllindaa]

The preschool costs these days are ROBBERY… and I thought daycare was bad 🫠

[melinda robertson @melllindaa]

Not me singing tswift out loud on the train

[melinda robertson @melllindaa]

Unpopular opinion: we don’t really care about your @SpotifyUSA wrap 🙃

[melinda robertson @melllindaa]

Someone named a playlist “DISNEY MUSIC THAT SLPAS” lol

[FRIENDS @FriendsTV]

We are devastated to learn of Matthew Perry’s passing. He was a true gift to us all. Our heart goes out to his family, loved ones, and all of his fans.

[melinda robertson @melllindaa]

Not me crying at the end of the movie Coco lol

[melinda robertson @melllindaa]

I book flights for other people for a living but when it comes to booking my own flights I just CANT commit. Help 🥲

[Taurus @taurusismagic]

T or F ???

[melinda robertson @melllindaa]

Give me a glass of wine and I’m the best / worst person to watch a movie with 🙃

[melinda robertson @melllindaa]

Why is there always that one person in a group who’s like “oh I’m paying with cash” that just fucks everything up 🙄

[melinda robertson @melllindaa]

Our power has been out since 9 AM and alllll the kids have been outside playing. Kinda makes me happy…but also sad to have to throw out all our food 🥲

[melinda robertson @melllindaa]

Torn between wanting to stay in New York for a week and wanting to get back to my baby asap 🥲

[melinda robertson @melllindaa]

Sooo do people not wear jumpsuits in NYC?? Been here for less than 8 hrs and have gotten 3 comments on my casual jumpy

[melinda robertson @melllindaa]

I don’t understand the obsession with fall / Halloween

[melinda robertson @melllindaa]

These dads writing “letters of resignation” from being a dad during @NFL football season …. I would actually kill 🙄

[melinda robertson @melllindaa]

Anyone else have dreams (I mean nightmares) that they’re back in high school 😵