my bank account is a bottomless ATM. it's overflowing with cash. i can easily afford everything i want or need, right now. people love to pay me, they love to spoil me. im paid to exist.
Very specific times I want a boyfriend:
After 8pm
My friends are busy
There is a cute tiktok trend i want to do
I'm cold
I'm at a family function
On Sundays
My friends are busy
I'm bored
There's a bug in my house