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Please don’t take anything I tweet seriously 😂

[smol garlic clove @mellojellojen]

Started a show with a man and even though he’s already seen it I feel bad watching it without him 😂

[smol garlic clove @mellojellojen]

There’s definitely a Swiftie on the @bathbodyworks design team ✨

[Bobby ❤️‍🔥 TS12! @swiftieboston]

me when someone says the word reputation in my presence

[⋆˙⟡ ash | tgd vancouver 🐞 @swiftie1ncanada]

“i need to stop spending money” -me as a i hit “buy” on another piece of taylor swift merch

[smol garlic clove @mellojellojen]

IM TOO OLD TO BE GETTING NECK HICKEYS 🫠

[Jenni @hashjenni]

"whats your dream job?" ummm...princess

[ؘ @filmrosiee]

@tswifterastour

[jenzie @Jenzie872364555]

My future husband is very lucky, he will never stay hungry because i know so many restaurants with delicious food

[smol garlic clove @mellojellojen]

My Cardigan cardigan being delivered on August 1 is perfection ✨

[❤️‍🔥 Rachel & all this wild joy ❤️‍🔥 @racheloml]

If your partner doesn't look at you like this get a new one 🫠😍

[Lila of a Showgirl 🧡✨ @BandOfTh13ves]

Taylor’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar” bc I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it

[smol garlic clove @mellojellojen]

Today it landed on Maroon 🤣

[The Tour of a Showgirl ❤️‍🔥 @TourofaShowgrl]

she has a dartboard with yoyok maroon and clean and she throws darts at it for most cities to see which she plays💀

[Jenni @hashjenni]

"Are you seriously going to cry just because you're stressed?"
Me:

[Belinda ✨ @yourillus1onist]

Me, sad: my beloved ghost & me D-Y-I-N-G

Me, crafting: my beloved ghost & me DIY-N-G

[The Life of a Noah ❤️‍🔥 @noahlevy13]

I have TTPD stuck in my head on a constant loop but every now and then it’s interrupted by “I’m working late cuz I’m a singerrrrr” and then it’s right back to TTPD

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

marry someone who says:

- i love you
- i'm proud of you
- i'm grateful for you
- yes we can have more soup
- no 3 soups in a day isn't too much
- yes i can make you soup again
- no 12am isn't too late to have soup

[Kailey Nelson (Taylor’s Version) @Kailey_1995]

@MelissaEnchant “Hi Sharks! I’m asking for $15,000 to stay where Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce stayed for their first vacation together.”

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

my ideal diet is mildly grazing on random crackers and caffeinated beverages all day and then having a 1300 calorie burrito at 10PM