tj

suicidal but in a hot and cool way (definitely not mentally ill)

[ً @artfuIchaos]

sorry for acting nonchalant i didn't know your boobs were this big

[corb @awshuqs]

and if a double-decker bus crushed my dick and nuts

[wurmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm @wurmm__]

cut my life into penis

[Jordan @placenta_effect]

Shitting myself at work so everyone thinks I get pussy

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

hello footjob warehouse i'd like to place a massive order

[Luke Thomas Gets Political (LTGP) @LTGetsPolitical]

Unless Zuck was staging a comedy festival in Riyadh.

[Sneeze @v3nxs1x]

life is a blowjob and i’m getting straight teeth rn

[medium guy @oowteed]

Being on Hinge in 2026 feels like being a dog waiting to get adopted

[☆ @daydreaminvirgo]

it’s tie him up and give him a foot job thursday

[zombie man @0boymeetsw0rld]

life dont come with eggroll you gotta order it

[tj @MelloMejo]

@aphton77 Holyyyyy

[madi | ceo of starfighter ✨ @thejedimadi]

dude i used to pay $7.99 for this…. what a scam honestly

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

finish your alcohol

there's sober kids in africa

[Samuel.rar @Samuel_rar__]

decepción eterna con Serj Tankian, toda una carrera hablando contra el genocidio armenio y el imperialismo estadounidense para acabar haciendo Michael Bay-core con un sionista con manía persecutoria

[tj @MelloMejo]

@asslytitsdale Me rn

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

asking a woman her body count is lame and insecure. doesn’t matter how many men she’s been with. What matters is their average height.

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Guy who invented envelopes: yeah now lick it

[zeenoh @zeenohh]

People gave IDubbbz so much shit for this video but one thing that really stuck out to me was when he said he met a trans fan and they said "hey I know u probably don't like trans people but can I have a picture" and it was a massive reality check for him like Wow words matter

[tj @MelloMejo]

@aphton77 Sure I got you just one sec