Ashley McConnell

Writer. Most likely to store things in my bra.

[Sami Abdul Aziz @FarmerAziz]

This sheep escaped a farm and spent 6 years in the mountains, during which time he grew 60 pounds of wool. Wolves tried to eat him, but their teeth could not penetrate the floof. You don't have to turn hard to survive the wolves, just be really, really soft and fluffy.

[Angela Chaisson @angelawya]

Do I get a shower or a registery for a career milestone or are we still doing that thing where women are only celebrated as wives and mothers 🤨

[Ashley McConnell @mellowandshake]

the real thing right here 💛 https://t.co/ru5JA7mBRk

[Ashley McConnell @mellowandshake]

Ten years ago we all moved to Ottawa from different parts of the country. Ten years ago we met… https://t.co/nDqKtmZRIv

[Ashley McConnell @mellowandshake]

Ten years ago we all moved to Ottawa from different parts of the country. Ten years ago we met… https://t.co/tqP5vaWrVg

[Ashley McConnell @mellowandshake]

Even a bad day with you is better than a good day without you. HBD to my best friend and love,… https://t.co/bp1roxAbfp

[Katherine Ryan @Kathbum]

The effort that it takes a woman to be given same opportunities as a man.

[Ashley McConnell @mellowandshake]

Meeting Joan from @CPRSOttawaGat was the best part of my morning. Looking forward to hosting this event! https://t.co/8v6Zfluoen

[CPRS Ottawa-Gatineau @CPRSOttawaGat]

Meet @mellowandshake. She's the community manager at the dynamic venue for our @2017ottawa event - @makerspacenorth! Join us: https://t.co/bGuS7JQZ0M. #Ottawa2017

[Ashley McConnell @mellowandshake]

Revenge tied with a bow https://t.co/npMvxDrdCL thanks for the share @rejobson

[Ashley McConnell @mellowandshake]

#MeToo

[Ashley McConnell @mellowandshake]

hurray happy four years, pictured here with the hoodlum of my dreams ☁️ @ Millennium Park https://t.co/QJ9qejYfgc

[Ashley McConnell @mellowandshake]

Tripping and falling because I'm always looking up #heychicago @ The Loop (CTA) https://t.co/9UOyBhspJf

[Ashley McConnell @mellowandshake]

Oh those #reallove moments "can you help me take this off?" "nah. I'm covered in mayo. you don't want any of this." And he's right.

[Ashley McConnell @mellowandshake]

@tsaacs bless 🙌

[Ashley McConnell @mellowandshake]

@tsaacs what was the name of the show/soundtrack you suggested??

[Ashley McConnell @mellowandshake]

hostess with the mostess https://t.co/gGsqQaVWGL

[Ashley McConnell @mellowandshake]

The amazing thing about hats is that every time I wear one people are just way nicer to me

[Ashley McConnell @mellowandshake]

If everything feels annoying right now, that's because it is.

[Ashley McConnell @mellowandshake]

There she is. Head in the clouds Disano. @ National Arts Centre / Centre national des Arts https://t.co/V0Mo3B5DM7

[Ashley McConnell @mellowandshake]

Leaving @yellowconf with some remarkable experiences and lessons. Thanks for reminding me to… https://t.co/HwFcwCUd52