Stoicdelight

Scottish stoner, they’re just tweets.

[Miss Conduct @serenehavoc]

Make the retirement age 43 you cowards.

[•Mello☀️Yello• @AdvnturMischief]

I graduated college 20 years ago and well, my ankles crack when I walk. So. There are my highlights.

[Lori @Cornjerker78]

The voices in your head are just goth imaginary friends

[𝔇𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔠𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢 ℭ𝔲𝔯𝔰𝔢 @throatholding]

Good morning to the quiet only.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

People think a post is “successful” if it gets a lot of likes but personally I think a post is successful if it reaches just one person and absolutely ruins their day

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

We didn't have all these problems back when Pluto was a planet.

[court @coco_mathes]

can i come over and start some shit

[K @UghShh]

I am personally offended by people who go to sleep before me

[BadMummy @WineMummy]

The lost art of knowing when to shut the fuck up.

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

I’ve never read a Tweet I couldn’t misinterpret.

A disturbingly large number of you people.

[Stoicdelight @mellowbear4]

Look at you, you and you pretending you don’t notice when I’m gone.

[Stoicdelight @mellowbear4]

Evening to the tight bitches and the tight bitches only.

[Stoicdelight @mellowbear4]

Flew home this morning, sun has shone like a motherfucking champ all day, you’re all welcome.

[Stoicdelight @mellowbear4]

Rangers Thursdays and early finish Fridays be like…

[😈 Xavier ✞ @RealXavier011]

United States of Lagos 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Stoicdelight @mellowbear4]

Evening you fuckfaces.

[Stoicdelight @mellowbear4]

Whining about losing a hour you’d all just use to whine?

[Stoicdelight @mellowbear4]

You just post for the love of the game me too bitch me too.

[Stoicdelight @mellowbear4]

Chin(s) up fuckface.

[Stoicdelight @mellowbear4]

Ta motherfuckering dah!