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[: @_dxllz7]

“i don't judge”

also me:

[killjoy 🐇 @pvnkpilled]

FUCK ICE YESTERDAY.
FUCK ICE EVERY DAY BEFORE.
FUCK ICE TODAY.
FUCK ICE TOMORROW.
FUCK ICE FOREVER.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when you’re stretching in bed & you feel your calf start to tighten

[: @_dxllz7]

Every chance I get

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me staying up all night for no reason even tho i'm tired asf

[ً @wtffrio]

the family tea you find out when you get older is insane.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

nobody

me waking up annoyed asf for no reason:

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

The choreo, the song, the two-room shots… it’s yet to be topped

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When I'm trying to take a nap but the nap ain't trying to take me.

[trash jones @jzux]

"who hurt you?" oh my parents, the economy, rent prices, my unrealistic expectations, that weird thing i said last week, the government, do you want me to keep going

[☔ @Whotfismick]

pandemic or not, why do ppl stand so CLOSE behind you while you're waiting in line??

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

Sour Patch Kids has announced they are no longer kids, and will now be called “Sour Patch Adults” with a new saying “sour then sad :(” 😭

[FLEA 🇭🇹 @babyibeenajoint]

Please check your children’s phones. They are out here

[Jenni @hashjenni]

this is the type of shit i always think about like damn people actually exist