Mellow Drama

I'm Mel and they call me The Middest Man Alive.

Warhammer, Elder Scrolls, crying in the shower while clutching a bottle of vodka in my shaking hand

[새튀 @saeu000003]

Last Day on
#Sesamestreet (1/8)

[TapL @TapLHarV]

I WAITED 8 YEARS TO RETWEET THIS

TODAY IS THE DAY

[Shegun 🌪️🌟 @ShegunTweets]

this was such an excellent movie, everyone needs to see it. it deserves a remake that stays faithful to the original narrative

🎬 they live (1988)

[AmazingAnndroid @AmazingAnndroid]

Y’all it’s peak

[Cass : Omi @Omiious]

@neorouxls Hi! I made the original doc holdup https://t.co/3IRmjzOIFt

[cinnamon 🐾 @plushie_faggot]

everyone knows that being a little suicidal makes u good at jokes but nobody talks about how it makes u instant grand champion rank at crossing the street

[Kumratte @KumratArt]

Running around VRC as an Emperor's Children noise marine

[Slaybix @SIaybix]

Imagine announcing you’re going fully digital and while the world still hates you for it, your platform goes down for hours… rendering all digital games useless 😭

[『Vergil』 @V_E_R_G]

"I am trusting my purely altruistic project to you, my evil karma genocidal son who blew up a town because he was bored"

[mexican kris 🇲🇽 @JSwansonn34412]

*can confirm this is the state of hometown

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[Kir. 🧣🍎|🍓❄ @Kirwithdot]

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