megan

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[megan @mellowmegann]

Hi everyone. I very rarely post on her but this one is important. My mom and family lost everything in hurricane Ian. If you can help at all we would be forever grateful. https://t.co/2A0HFisyie

[megan @mellowmegann]

Talking to 10 year olds:
“What are your triggers? Being told no, bedtime, homework?”
Talking to adults:
“What are your triggers? Plans on work nights, Family parties, The holidays?”

[megan @mellowmegann]

My friend group is odd because I’m currently bullying one of them about not finishing a book 😂 most friends fight about spending time together etc and we’re like “I’m mad at you for not reading”

[megan @mellowmegann]

@lolschey @unBrialievable Lol I had a client with one of these and another kid went off and ended up in seclusion; she heard the whole thing and my debrief to the staff after I was like ohhhh no

[trish @ultragloss]

i cant deal with seeing hozier talk about the 10 year anniversary of take me to church and the neighbourhood talk about the 10 year anniversary of sweater weather and arctic monkeys talk about the 10 year anniversary of AM within one week. what do you MEAN its been a DECADE

[megan @mellowmegann]

@_Bmamaa I think I’ve told you this happened to me with “are we done yet” I told my dad the entire plot before it was in theaters

[megan @mellowmegann]

One time my dad saw me and my cousin make “fire potatoes” and eat them skin and all and now every time he makes potatoes he makes one with oil and seasoning on the skin and calls it “Megan’s special potato” and yells at anyone who tries to touch it 😂

[megan @mellowmegann]

@_Bmamaa I refuse to update my app

[megan @mellowmegann]

@Mellioraa I body slam Anthony into/ while he’s already on the bed at least once a month 😂 real ones will just hug you then pin you 😂

[megan @mellowmegann]

@LyrikAllure @ask_aubry 211 is being replaced by 988 ❤️

[Ehlen Analytics Inc @ehlen_analytics]

Congratulations to Brittney & Kara for completing milestones at our agency. We are so thankful to have you apart of the team! 🥳
#DigitalMarketing #digitalmarketingagency

[megan @mellowmegann]

I thought Anthony and I were crazy for grabbing snacks from Wawa on the way to an all inclusive resort but I am a margarita deep and this chicken sandwhich brings life

[megan @mellowmegann]

Only I would have my car break down 3 days before my wedding

[megan @mellowmegann]

@SilencedHippie Synchronicity cuz I’m getting married next Saturday 😂 I told everyone their presence was the present bc it’s true esp close friends and family but have had multiple ppl tell me standard is the price per plate for each person (usually 100-150)

[megan @mellowmegann]

@itsamandaxox @Mellioraa Billing to Husky is hell which is why so many providers don’t take it. They lose money/ etc. also even just getting an auth approved from them can be hell. It’s sucks on the patient side but it’s like that to help providers which sucks :/

[megan @mellowmegann]

@_Bmamaa Lol when I interned at a social service agency it was in the towns senior center so I did a ton of work there and they had whole classes exactly like this - “email 101” “what is FaceTime?” Etc 😂

[megan @mellowmegann]

@Mellioraa I’ve been slowly reading them over the past 2 years. They are really good but def one of those books you have to focus to get into but sucks you in once you do

[megan @mellowmegann]

I’m on a mission to heal my Fibro/ IBS/ chronic pain. First step is going to the gym which I’ve actually been loving, but drop your fav workout songs pls I need inspo

[megan @mellowmegann]

@_Bmamaa It’s the eyes/ cheek bones/ hair. Jaw and nose way better on you though ❤️

[megan @mellowmegann]

I need friends who live near me :(

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

I want to help you move and I want you to take me to urgent care when I cant drive and I want to watch your kid for a night to give you a break and I want you to cook me a meal just because and I want to pick you up when your car breaks down because we're friends and friends help