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[Mr. Krabs @MinisterKrabs2]

FUCK! SHIT! I HIT ME FUCKING TOE!

[𝔽𝕖𝕣𝕘𝕪 ⚡️ #KCFC @Fergycookedd]

Just took out the trash and trash juice got on my lip

[kd @kdlovrr]

whenever i say sorry imagine me like this

[c @cokebeyc]

how easily i get irritated

[Emett 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @kermettp]

Working weekends when your friends have weekends off

[ruthie @hollanovstonks]

i once read a fic where the pregnant omega had a g-spot, p-spot, pussy and dick (and obviously asshole) and i didnt ask anyyy questions i just read & mind my business because the plot was good & the smut was fire

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

I know Hellen Keller was sleeping good as hell

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

Men be like “If I can't control a woman's body, then I want that body to die.”

[KΣY @aquaondeck]

drinking with people feels like this

[Pukicho @pukicho]

Fuck it. Pride month two

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

inshallah she will be found

[mommiana @mommiana5]

Be a good boy then

[thomas @thomashobohm]

Bitch, you better not be letting it linger

[ً @artfuIchaos]

unfortunately I’m not nonchalant or mysterious, I’m just naturally an awkward person who becomes talkative once I’m comfortable.

[evie @carefulwatu]

something abt a grown man calling u mommy awakens something in you

[lana @lanansfwt]

“you're so fcking pretty” while you're doing the most ungodly things to me.. id melt..

[yoshitoshi @toshiyosh1]

So embarrassing when you moan accidentally while masturbating like it’s just hand stuff relax