Drag race entrance lines used to be like “hey, wow” and now it’s like “cats eat mice and anteaters eat ants, if Miss Diarrhea Dupree Williams doesnt win then I will shit my pants”
*Talking to my beautiful son* “I love you Lohanthony Flyleaf Spears”
LFS: “mommy I think im going to start streaming on twitch!! :)”
*me, changing his legal name to Keemstar Fuck* “Hmmm”