me for over a decade: dan and phil are dating and I’m 100% convinced of this
dan and phil, today, when it couldn’t be more obvious (and thats on their own accord): hiiii we’re dating btw
me: Omg this is fucking crazy
nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked
people will remember:
- Don't blink.
- Don't even blink.
- Blink and you’re dead.
- They are fast.
- Faster than you can believe.
- Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink.