My mom burnt bacon this morning & set off all the fire alarms. We opened all the doors to air it out. 15 mins after the alarm went off we are sitting & enjoying breakfast & 2 random dogs show up in our house.
Elmhurst is headed to the NCAA Division III Championship Game! The Bluejays never trailed while toppling Wabash 90-68 in an impressive victory in Fort Wayne. More to come soon at https://t.co/yRSmj1EvDW
I’m the dad friend which is like the mom friend but instead of taking care of people I don’t answer texts and I know a thousand extremely specific facts that are in no way useful ever