Melissa

she/her

[Melissa @Melly_Callander]

I really should start clarifying to people that when I say the other day that can be anything from yesterday to 2004

[paige ✨🖤🤍 @paigeordie]

fucking hate that Samsung galaxy AI advert

Stop making cookies out of pasta sauce you pervert

[Funny Dog Video’s @doogfeed]

He said “EUROPAPA THANK YOU”
Justice for Joost Klein!!
#justiceforjoost
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#Eurovision #ESC #ESC25 #ESC2025 #EurovisionSongContest #Eurovision2025

[Task @ImRealTask]

KAARIJA AT THE END OF HIS PERFORMANCE: "EUROPAPA THANK YOU" 🤯 #Eurovision #Eurovision2025

[Melissa @Melly_Callander]

#Europapa #Eurovision

[Melissa @Melly_Callander]

@StarbucksUK are you every going to respond to my tweets or dm’s

[Melissa @Melly_Callander]

@StarbucksUK do you actually respond to dm’s about taking money and not providing drinks or….

[Melissa @Melly_Callander]

@StarbucksUK any reason your not answering complaint dm’s?

[Melissa @Melly_Callander]

@nationalexpress hey are your timetables fix or is there a possibility you will add more services closer to the date? Looking 6+ months out

[🌼🌈 @unmaskingjen]

There’s a real epidemic of average looking men demanding “10/10’s” like they’re gods gift #MAFS #mafsuk

[Melissa @Melly_Callander]

@MartinSLewis I have paid since 16 starting at £50 a month and increasing as my wages did up until 24 and it was £350 when I moved out. Would have loved to have paid less so I could have saved towards my deposit more but totally understand what a bargain that is in comparison to renting.

[𝗸𝗮𝘆𝗹𝗲𝗲 ౨ৎ @virgify]

COLLAPSED ON THE GROUND

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

Waking up to all the Aurora Borealis photos when I slept through the entire thing #NorthernLights

[MAFS Hysteria @MAFShysteria]

‘I see the whales are here today.’

Tristan’s made no secret of his insecurities so for Jack to say that is appalling. I’m surprised Timothy didn’t stand up and instantly flatline him on Tris’s behalf.👊💥 #MAFSAU🤵🏾

[mike bird @mikebirdy]

Need to take the grandkids to an event in Bournemouth in June from the North West . Bit of a schlepp in the car so decided to give the train a whirl.
A weekend return for two adults and two kids - £928.
Nine hundred and twenty eight of your English pounds..

[Melissa @Melly_Callander]

@7ForKelsey @Kimbrrlee_ Me too!

[Melissa @Melly_Callander]

@PureGym what time does the Gloucester retail park gym shut today (Christmas eve)

[zae @itszaeok]

the way she said exactly ouu she knew she ate

[Tashy McTashface @TashP351]

Watching Vigil.

Me: She’s married to Jon Snow.

Him: No fucking way.

After 40 odd minutes of arguing and disbelief, turns out my husband thought I meant Jon Snow exhibit A, and not, in fact, Jon Snow exhibit B.

[Cera Gibson @CeraGibson]

If I ever get married, I hope my spouse still loves me when my tiddies triple in size and I don’t age over the course of 20 years.