Melissa Hemphill

I walk dogs (literal)

[Yacine @hearts4kamiko]

I fantasize about being asked questions

[Spectre @spectre0799]

Nobody Wanna Dance Anymore but the beat is Closer

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

Reading in bed with the weed pen resting on the other pillow

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

Mind you, Ed Sheeran sucks anyways

[kira ☆ @cringeblond]

not asexual not aromantic but a secret third thing that greatly impacts the way i view relationships (autistic)

[𝔎𝔱 ❤️‍🔥 @caddyshackmeow]

yeah and i'm gonna do it again tonight

[Mhiel @301pushups]

Did u guys know when Beyoncé was singing about surfboard she was talking about dick penis?

[Uncle Daddy Wee-Yum @MrGee54]

YES THE FUCK THEY DID.

[Melissa Hemphill @Melly_Hemps]

Victoria Monet pls I didn’t need both of these songs right now
(YES I DID THANK YOU🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️)

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[Melissa Hemphill @Melly_Hemps]

@juiceofpotato yea🥹

[Melissa Hemphill @Melly_Hemps]

WHY WOULD ANYONE DEVELOP A ROSE THAT HAS NO SCENT?!?!? AND THEN YOU PLANTED IT IN YOUR YARD?!? SICK AND TWISTED

[Melissa Hemphill @Melly_Hemps]

When I remember that Rhaenys is still under there

[westerosies @westerosies]

Seeing Meleys’ dead body. #HouseOfTheDragon

[Melissa Hemphill @Melly_Hemps]

@venmo you’re a billion dollar company and you accidentally deposited money to me twice. How about you just let me have that 240 dollars?

[Melissa Hemphill @Melly_Hemps]

😂🤣

[Melissa Hemphill @Melly_Hemps]

I love that Tessarion has that goofy look to her face like a lot of eagles have when you see them head on

[Caraxes @spicynoodleboy_]

first conversation between caraxes and tessarion seen on screen

[Melissa Hemphill @Melly_Hemps]

@juiceofpotato

[Melissa Hemphill @Melly_Hemps]

LET HIM DIE LET HIM DIE LET HIM DIE

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

Jordan Henderson with apparent injury during postgame celebrations

[grovy @grovymango]

We need to boil jk Rowling in a volcano