Mrs. Melly G. Mills

Mom to the 2 most amazing kids! 👩‍👧‍👦 Mrs. Pipes 👰🏼 Love ♥️ Sunshine ☀️ Salt Life 🌊 Snow ❄️ Lyrics 🎧 CT/ADK/MV ...mostly random funny thoughts/quotes...

[Mrs. Melly G. Mills @Mellycup24]

I'm sorry but this is STILL funny.

[Mrs. Melly G. Mills @Mellycup24]

Would you rather live in the Blair Witch Project? Or Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood? #thinkaboutit #dogs

[Mrs. Melly G. Mills @Mellycup24]

Does anyone else think that @bertkreischer should have been on @NakedAndAfraid ?

[Mrs. Melly G. Mills @Mellycup24]

Maybe I'm not Barbie anymore.... that's right you're Harley F'in Quinn 💕❤️💙

#barbie #HarleyQuinn

[Mrs. Melly G. Mills @Mellycup24]

Being back at work after a short vacation sucks!!! Next year we need a big trip!!!

[Dylan Farella @dfarella]

Well good morning and Merry Christmas!

[One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom]

Next year I’m cleaning out my garage on Halloween.

Kid: trick or treat!

Me: I love your costume! Have a Twix and this old blender.

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

My vibe is feeling overwhelmed but also like I’m not doing enough.

[Mrs. Melly G. Mills @Mellycup24]

Note to job seekers: Keep your social media respectable, not looking to hire anyone who's profile picture is them half naked in a seductive pose in lingerie. #jobsearch 🤦‍♀️

[Mrs. Melly G. Mills @Mellycup24]

Jill is the new Karen…. I’ve had a doozy of a summer with a few Jills. #karen #dontbeakaren

[Mrs. Melly G. Mills @Mellycup24]

Why yes I am sure the FBI would LOVE to solve your $500 Walmart Online Fraudulent purchase, that Amex already stopped. #dayinthelifeofme #workstuff

[Mrs. Melly G. Mills @Mellycup24]

Sorting the Dvds… Anything #JohnCandy stays!!!! and you know nothing beyond Home Alone 1, you can’t forget your kid more than once.

[Mrs. Melly G. Mills @Mellycup24]

Wait let me get this right I’m still supposed to ever hate everybody you guys hate? Oh cool.

[Mrs. Melly G. Mills @Mellycup24]

“I was inverted” #maverick #greatpolaroid #topgun

[Mrs. Melly G. Mills @Mellycup24]

@Mills772 🥰

[BbCakes. @_Qwein_]

the relationship that I'm in rn is the one that I want forever.

[Mrs. Melly G. Mills @Mellycup24]

“She listens to chick music” Last time I checked I had a vagina so that was acceptable. #chickmusic

[sarah @heavenbrat]

i hope ur heart finds everything that it wants and even more after that

[Mrs. Melly G. Mills @Mellycup24]

Espresso Martini, Cosmopolitan, Long Island Ice Tea… god help you.

[Mrs. Melly G. Mills @Mellycup24]

Underwhelmed by the lack of #ItsGonnaBeMay memes this year…. @jtimberlake 😂

[Mrs. Melly G. Mills @Mellycup24]

why do they play that #harrypotter music when they announce the picks? #NFLDraft #magic