melissa a. hess.《

eggs, greece, and martin scorsese.

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

The ideal lawyer looks like a goofball but is smart as hell

[K @sirK88]

“Clap if you ever wanted to shoot the CEO of your company…Mmyeah…Mmyeah…speaking of CEO’s…BEYONCE’s HUSBAND!”

[𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐪𝐮𝐞 𝐉𝐚𝐝𝐞 @mxniquejade_]

Coloured people hate Black people. Confuse a Coloured for a Black person and see how disgusted they get. The apartheid racial hierarchy did its big one. The internal racism is not going anywhere soon. Coloureds will have Black ancestors and deny their proximity to Blackness.

[K0F! @juicecoded]

y’all.. why this girl at my job say “ugh.. girl you got hair growing on yo face” in front of 6/7 other people. I got pcos and have nothing to be ashamed of, but I literally felt embarrassed and the first thing I said back was “& you literally fat as fuck” & now she crying.

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

love beginning my feedback, “this is an odd essay, [student name]” when I know theyve used chatgpt. passive aggressive kings stay pedagogically strong

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is *opens history book*

uh oh

*frantically starts flipping through pages*

uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

[post-good era @cryptidjin]

The way she gets proven right every day

[Dr Ally Louks @DrAllyLouks]

Cannot believe I missed this

[Uzo Njoku @uzoart]

I was bustier and curvier at 12 and almost everything on me was not appropriate unless it was big, baggy and unisex. Then I realized I was not the problem, adults were. You sexualized her. Hope that helps

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

people say “you have to judge slaveholders by the morality of their own time, no one knew it was wrong” and then you read about some Quaker named, like, Mr. End-Slavery-Now who was also a feminist and a vegetarian and advocated the overthrow of capitalism.

[Thee Aries @GiftedAsia]

They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat

[Dr. Neighborhood Publicist @nhoodpublicist]

Baby that hitman was out the country before that CEO hit the ground good. He a professional. They not finding him.

[georgie🌸 @dominicperignon]

does anyone else have a rly niche piece of internet drama that you really wanna know details about bc mine is sarah schauer and brittany broski. also dodie and jon cozart while we’re at it

[miso🍲🍉☁️ @IfMisoWasAMovie]

the swifties who praised #that line in the lakes to the point of oblivion and those "listening to folklore with my dictionary memes" are KINDA the reasons why the entire "Taylor Swift uses big words to sound poetic" discourse even started if u think about it

[Jed @Jed__28]

don’t like how music is becoming less and less about albums

not a single mention of albums on Spotify wrapped

love a full album listen personally

[charlie 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @baranskocracy]

Neat. Does anyone know where I can learn more about the politics of smell

[Sexy Nana @AyaNocamera]

Unlike me who only has sex to achieve our Sustainable Development Goals

[not ur desi girl @ybhn1h]

one man's "she's crazy" is another man's "she's perfect", but one woman's "he's trash" is every woman's warning.

[Val for Nevada @ValforNevada]

I’m seeing my moms suburban middle aged mom friends post stuff like “I hope more of them die” what is even happening lmao