america’s sweetheart

who’s that girl what’s her name is she cool is she lame

[america’s sweetheart @mellyindc]

You can't be universally liked and also maintain a perfect ombre without having at least one witch on speed dial trust me I would know

[america’s sweetheart @mellyindc]

@IvankaTrump girl whatever

[america’s sweetheart @mellyindc]

@clairetmars i was watching on peacock then i switched to winter house lmao

[JP @jpbrammer]

pure distilled 2016 posting and I'm injecting it directly into my veins

[america’s sweetheart @mellyindc]

if astrology isn’t real then why are the only two people i can stand on summer house the only two earth signs in the cast?

[berry @sckberry]

7 years ago, Kathryn Hahn wrote a letter to herself and if you haven't read it yet, please do. Almost a decade later and it's still as powerful as it was back then.

[tamra judgy eyes @tamrajudgyeyes]

sorry this is the funniest tagline ever djdjsjnsn

[Josh Sorbe @joshsorbe]

My advice for young professionals?

Move to DC. Live in the group row home. Build the work wardrobe. Find the free happy hours. Say yes. Walk around mall at night. Take the metro. Chill in Logan Circle. Be a menace in AdMo/U Street.

Move to DC in your early career. No regrets.

[america’s sweetheart @mellyindc]

me before learning i had adhd lol

[america’s sweetheart @mellyindc]

when they said “u end up with a man like ur dad” i did not anticipate it would mean my bf would also insist on heating up the takeout food when we get home like it canNOT be that serious

[ruther @ruthblxney]

i’m 17 and AFRAID of Sabrina Carpenter was the working title for olivia rodrigo’s debut album

[america’s sweetheart @mellyindc]

when the yoga instructor goes “you have already done the hardest part of class 😉….showing up 💅🏼😘” not gonna lie it hits every time like soooo true

[america’s sweetheart @mellyindc]

reading the sweetgreen menu out loud to my boyfriend asking “doesn’t this sound sooo good 🔫” and he’s like oh yeah for sure

[america’s sweetheart @mellyindc]

@rachelwilbury girl just move to arkansas already

[america’s sweetheart @mellyindc]

@zachary_ibarra blocking the haters

[america’s sweetheart @mellyindc]

@thenoasletter someone connect him with andrew garfield’s doc NOW

[america’s sweetheart @mellyindc]

the only thing i have holding me back right now is that I have self-respect and dignity. thank god for kristen, who is unburdened by those anchors

[Bravo @BravoTV]

A quote only Bravoholics would understand.

[america’s sweetheart @mellyindc]

@rachelwilbury the chat wasn’t ready for me to say typical singles ward experience