Your future ex wife

[Your future ex wife @mellyn7217]

@ChaosLensX Fuck that mop headed man baby. If he’s that disturbed by a CHILD he has way bigger issues to worry about.

[Your future ex wife @mellyn7217]

@CelestialNelly She sounds like she is talking with a mouthful of marbles.

[NRM84 @Mappy6984]

🤣🤣🤣

[Gino The Ghost @GinoTheGhost]

@DailyLoud Oh look another blurry video that looks like it was shot through saran wrap on an iPhone 3

[Pier Pets @PierPets]

We do not deserve dogs 🥺

[Your future ex wife @mellyn7217]

@_AnonHater_ Last year I had a 9mm stone removed surgically…was missed on previous CT scan year before in the ER. They made me feel crazy and treated like a drug seeker so spent all that time in unneeded pain. I hope it passes quickly!!!

[KentuckyDawg @JasonBoles10]

@Imposter_Edits I’m on his side. Nothing worse than a parent that can’t control thier child.

[Karun Pal @karunpal]

Never call an introvert if you can text. Seriously, don't. They need to mentally prepare to be "on". To defrost. To gather strength. A call is like a shockwave screaming "right now". The thing is they don't do right now. Or later. Or tomorrow. Text first. Or just don't do it.

[Your future ex wife @mellyn7217]

@BrianEntin What if roomate’s phone was dead and charger was outside the room and couldn’t risk opening the door again if someone was still in the house? Maybe trapped in her room and eventually passed out? There could be many things that prevented her from calling police immediately.

[Your future ex wife @mellyn7217]

@thatgirlxo Drink something sour…old bartender trick, a shot of sour mix works instantly every time!

[corpse tempest @CorpseTempest]

@fightsonlyy The fact that it's grown men picking a fight with kids now I bet they wouldn't do that with another grown man right

[Taylor Grant @t_grant21]

@KFCBarstool @barstoolsports Kevin- you have to check us out at Tribini. You would love our ready to drink espresso martinis. 6x distilled vodka and real espresso
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[Your future ex wife @mellyn7217]

@LeahsLounge Elsie but we almost named my daughter LC after her

[LIBRA @Libras_Society]

Libra is the unproblematic ex, we don’t give one fuck about you once we’re done 🤣

[brando uchiha @imhighkeycool]

me coming back to the party after secretly throwing up

[lady . @LadyLondon]

what sign wrote this? 😭

[Jack Osbourne @JackOsbourne]

Dad is on the mend and back to FaceTiming the dogs 🤦🏻‍♂️ Thank you for all the love & support!

[Lesli Margherita @QueenLesli]

honestly today i really needed this footage of an incredibly avant garde penguin artisté creating and admiring his masterpieces i hope he has a show

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

I got called crazy for assuming shit that turned out to be true.