melissa

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. -Reba

[melissa @mellyypants]

Santa Clarita City Council: The Resignation of City Councilman Bob Kellar - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/yqf12AEzn4 via @Change

[melissa @mellyypants]

Kansas State House: Free Albert N. Wilson! Unjustly Sentenced. - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/hq469OS9id via @Change

[melissa @mellyypants]

United States Supreme Court: Justice for Kendrick Johnson - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/c6ZfKa3sln via @Change

[melissa @mellyypants]

When will Hulu get the skip intro option? #netflixforthewin

[melissa @mellyypants]

@akaylay Wish I had this life lol

[melissa @mellyypants]

@Dachel13 The worst!

[melissa @mellyypants]

The Great British Baking show is a great way to fall asleep. Twenty minutes in and I’m lulled to sleep.

[melissa @mellyypants]

@Dachel13 Still to this day not sure why she sent me the text 😂😂😂.

[melissa @mellyypants]

@Dachel13 Just think about when my mom texted “Where’s Rachel!?” 😂.

[melissa @mellyypants]

If you want to stay up all hours of the night watch the haunting of hill house, because you will never sleep again.

[melissa @mellyypants]

@Dachel13 NOT OKAY.

[melissa @mellyypants]

@Dachel13 Me too!

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

Guess there is a Max for how many innings will be played tonight.

[melissa @mellyypants]

@Jay__Qs The mandrake

[melissa @mellyypants]

Slow progress is better than no progress.

[melissa @mellyypants]

@adamlevine you have the hair color of my dreams! Tell me your secret to keeping your locks so white and perfect! #helpasistaout

[melissa @mellyypants]

When you find out the firestick has all seasons of degrassi

[melissa @mellyypants]

I'm surprised survivor doesn't have its own snapchat filter for the finale. They could do a lot of stuff with that show. #survivorfinale

[Jon Foreman @jonforeman]

"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."

-Mark Twain

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

Everyone, Leslie Knope has written a letter to America and it is perfect- https://t.co/uhJ8sErJKb