Melissa McKay

Former greenhouse manager at Bates Nursery and Garden Center. Current CEO of Melmac Florals. My memoir, Cucumbers in Heaven, is releasing March 2025!

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@BadgerSpanner @NashSevereWx I think of this EVERY TIME I hear the word trampoline. 😂

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@karahrn @NashSevereWx Even crazier, my husband’s truck was parked right next to where it landed!

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@NC5_JKraus I JUST got this exact text! 😡

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@NC5_JKraus Saw this earlier today

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Wind gusting to near 40 mph currently. Careful if you’re outside near trees that could still have dangling branches hanging overhead!

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@NC5_JKraus His ass is grass!!!!!

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@NC5_LelanStatom

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From my house looking SW, bright meteor around 2:12 am.

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@JOHNNYSWIM OMG! You and my husband share a birthday!

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@WesHartline I’m so sorry, Wes. We love the Hartline family.

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@JonAcuff Personally, I don’t mind trading a bouquet of my farm-grown flowers for a loaf of sourdough bread I didn’t have to bake myself. But I can see the cons.

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"I don't give a f**k whose team he's on. What blows my mind is our resignation in its aftermath." @jonstewart on the Minnesota shooting

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@WesHartline Yes and YES. I haven’t started season 4 yet; please don’t tell me she gets more insufferable.

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@ANNELAMOTT Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU.

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@WesHartline Turning animated movies into live action movies has GOT to stop.

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@NashSevereWx Thanks. Perpetually anxious flower farmer here. 😬

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Can’t let this day go by without thanking a few writers whose books inspired me on my journey to publication. @ANNELAMOTT @marykarrlit and @JonAcuff

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@WesHartline I am so sorry, Wes.

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@LisaSpencerWSMV There are a few reblooming irises that flower in spring and again in fall.

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@NashSevereWx My dahlias survived the frost (with a little added protection)!!