Melissa Manning

love a good drink me...

and AFC !

[Melissa Manning @melmanning10]

See u in the champs leauge next season chelsea..... I hate chelsea fans

[Melissa Manning @melmanning10]

So we havent beaten chelsea in a while.... We aint been near relagation for a while either

[Melissa Manning @melmanning10]

Joe hart couldnt catch a cold in flu season

[Melissa Manning @melmanning10]

Well i prefered reggie and bollies version.

[Melissa Manning @melmanning10]

Haway man , geoedie shore made me cry. Fuck sake pet

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Bayern Munich Last 13 Games: WWWWWWWWWWWWL

[Melissa Manning @melmanning10]

I just had an arsenal orgasm...#coyg

[Melissa Manning @melmanning10]

Can someone please deliver me toilet roll

[Melissa Manning @melmanning10]

I've made it as an assistant manager , fuck knows how really

[Melissa Manning @melmanning10]

Derby Derby Derby. Day soon

[Tracy Beaker @daoriginaltracy]

BREAKING NEWS: Elaine the pain to replace Zayn Malik as the fifth member of One Direction

[Melissa Manning @melmanning10]

Listening to heartbeat song kelly Clarkson , I'm drunk

[Melissa Manning @melmanning10]

Might actually have to put a tampon up my arse #loveabuttplugme

[Melissa Manning @melmanning10]

Slurry Sunday commences

[Melissa Manning @melmanning10]

Can't remember the last time I was a happy medium , it's either constipation or the shits for me

[Melissa Manning @melmanning10]

Should be leaving for my laser eye surgery , instead stuck on the toilet shitting my guts up

[Melissa Manning @melmanning10]

@SiefersThomas ohh a weekend , yes

[Melissa Manning @melmanning10]

@SiefersThomas got my eye surgery ! Gutted

[Melissa Manning @melmanning10]

@SiefersThomas you need it#casper

[Melissa Manning @melmanning10]

If anyone could deliver me a cigarette I will give u 10000000 euros