Melissa

friends with @mac_n_teej | clemson class of 21 | hotlanta, ga

[Melissa @melmicale]

The year is 2042. Clemson has gone on to win 16 more national titles and 20 more conference titles. Dabo Swinney has become president. But faintly off in the distance, you can hear Carolina fans still shouting “....but we got blooming onion.....”

[Melissa @melmicale]

if I have any connections to someone going to an upcoming Taylor show… can y’all PLEASE try to get me a blue crewneck 🥹

[Melissa @melmicale]

@mac_n_teej stop it

[Melissa @melmicale]

i’m a poopyhead

[Melissa @melmicale]

When we first started dating I said “good thing our teams will most likely never play each other.” good thing I love him! go tigers always

[Melissa @melmicale]

I am a clemson alum in search of a tiger paw stamp either in ATL or Miami that I can stamp some $2 bills with for the orange bowl! pls help!

[Teej @mac_n_teej]

For the sake of my family happiness please don’t let this happen

[Melissa @melmicale]

Thanks @taylorswift13 for spending 5,553 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault). #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/UKUKxrkRTq

[Melissa @melmicale]

MISS TAYLOR USED MY BIRTHDAY IN A CHORUS OF A SONG

[Melissa @melmicale]

my PCCB tore my tummy up today and that is a betrayal I was not ready for

[emily @emilyuribe]

taking my first sip of my pumpkin cream cold brew is the equivalent of iron man putting his suit on I’m so serious

[Melissa @melmicale]

@mac_n_teej wait who is grubs miranda

[Melissa @melmicale]

@mac_n_teej who are you talking to

[Melissa @melmicale]

@mac_n_teej aren’t you 5’9”?

[brady 🖖🏻 @itstonypizza]

if i text you "🧙‍♀️" it means HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP

[Melissa @melmicale]

I simply just don’t understand why republicans want small govt but a woman making choices for her own life and body doesn’t work for them

[Melissa @melmicale]

very fitting and exciting that I took a pregnancy test without realizing it was father’s day. thankful to not be celebrating!!

[trash jones @jzux]

no offense but i literally could not care less that kim kardashian messed up marilyn monroe’s dress. i will never afford a home

[Elizabeth Banks ❄️ @ElizabethBanks]

Pro-life, my ass.

[Melissa @melmicale]

here’s the best thing we have learned: Haley’s dad’s name is Jimmy James. Jimmy is a nickname for James. His name is James James. Fact check me if you wish

[Melissa @melmicale]

“should we start live tweeting OTH?”
we’re on S1E22 & will start from here

[Teej @mac_n_teej]

Proud of Nathan for sticking up for Lucas when Dan was being psycho coach/dad #OneTreeHill