Lord Spider-Mel

[Lord Spider-Mel @melmo1134]

@corey_charles5 saved me in the toughest way possible. He deserves nothing less than this video. #ApexLegendsBattleRoyale #ApexClips @PlayApex

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@CBS my 3 year old is mad, start it up.

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@DKSportsbook y’all got 700 people to bet on Jaxson Dart at 190 receiving yards for a +700…. That’s crazy. Just give me some free bets and I’m willing to forgive your betrayal.

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I hate these Snapchat ads so much that if they advertised oxygen id stop breathing.

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@Edin_Serifovic Mike’s cheap ass took the bulb out of his fridge to save a couple cents every month.

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@IGN @locks_reborn41

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@hotpockets where are the toasting sleeves? Shit comes out like a warm tube sock now.

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My Keurig caught on fire, what do I do?

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@locks_reborn41 @blerserkdreco @corey_charles5 @Tmanistweeting @Edin_Serifovic Hahahahahaha

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@DKSportsbook where’s that money?

[Slim Pudding @slimpudding]

Draft kings better pay out the that kick return promo 👀

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@Disney I’m currently listening to a 2 year old ask why we can’t watch your channel on @DIRECTV … you better have Mickey Mouse come here and do that hot dog dance cause he’s real mad.

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@LittleTikes yo, bring the “Little Tikes Fire Rescue Cozy Truck Themed Role Play Ride-On Toy” back. My 2 year old would do a back flip if he had it.

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@Mike_Ryan80 @Edin_Serifovic @Tmanistweeting Mikes getting delusional in his old age, it’s kinda sad to watch

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@Mike_Ryan80 @Edin_Serifovic @Tmanistweeting Only one of us will make it to heaven and that’ll be the deciding factor at the pearly gates

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@Mike_Ryan80 @Edin_Serifovic @Tmanistweeting Mike can’t fathom that I hit onyx recently, he wouldn’t stand a chance

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@Mike_Ryan80 @corey_charles5 @HisWattson I hit onyx in the new halos ranked. Not because I wanted to, but because I needed to.

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@corey_charles5 @HisWattson No one wants that sauce

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A fly just landed on my phone and instantly died…. @TaraTnasty was a witness.

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I went to Jersey Mikes last night and the dude working there looked me dead in the eyes and said “we don’t have bread.”
Like just go home then bro.

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@AndyVestick Been there…