Melissa Nelson

[Sam Monson @SamMonsonNFL]

Troy Aikman has become so much better in the booth since he decided he just had no more fucks left to give and started saying whatever the hell he thinks.

[Romcom Sitcom Com Back On Con @suhcyut]

we HAD that and NONE of you batted a GODDAMN EYE!!!

[sarah ☻ @pancakes4brina]

sports are better when you have hate in your heart

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

People don’t like to admit this, but not all FBS conferences are created equal, and the Committee needs to factor this in. Going forward, let it be known that a 5-loss team in the Big Ten is better than a 3-loss team in the SEC.

[c h r i s @mych3micalswift]

i think about this quote often

[Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini]

Have we considered that the Chicago Bears should make the NFL playoffs because their division is just so strong and wins and losses shouldn't matter as much.

[Derick @CordialSportFan]

The fact that Finebaum and Kiffin haven't tweeted since the Tennessee game started is so funny 😂

[Penn State Dad @PghPennStateDad]

The list of people that can shut up after this Ohio State beat down of Tennessee:
1. @finebaum
2. @Lane_Kiffin
3. SEC fans (all of them)
4. Tennessee Volunteer fans
5. Alabama Twitter
6. Ole Miss Twitter

All of you take a seat.

[Maren Angus-Coombs @Maren_Angus]

Dear @harpermurray4,

Your emotional MVP moment with Coach Cook moved me to tears. I believe you've inspired a niche audience you don't even know about and I hope this explains why.

https://t.co/6ZlHRApDV6

[James in LNK @huskersjames]

Not gonna lie I thought this was a post about LaVonte David entering the transfer portal.

[Jacob Morley @JacobMorley]

I want to see the Chiefs play the Lions. Just to watch how it will be officiated.

They are gonna be so confused.

[Brandon Bradford @BrandonLBradfor]

The internet did to our elders what they said video games were going to do to us

[Andrew Brandt @AndrewBrandt]

Sign of strength of the NFL:
Biggest game of year is between Kansas City and Buffalo, two of smallest markets in pro sports.
Rare to see sustained success in small markets in other sports, common in NFL (Green Bay as well).
The power of equal revenue sharing and a Salary Cap.

[ًOwen @_fvckowen]

Gay, he's gay.

[U.S. Postal Service @USPS]

“normalize this normalize that” let's normalize putting the stamp in the right corner

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

Donald Trump has nominated Saruman the White as the Environmental Protection Agency administrator

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Chin up, team. Take some time. Take care of yourself. Take care of your loved ones. Take care of your community.

There are a million ways to make a difference—get back in the fight when you’re ready.

And know that, whenever you are ready, I’ll be ready to get back in with you.