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[m @melnothots]

I truly in my heart of hearts think that guys who either hate gays or get super uncomfy is bc in their deepest dreams they’re sucking a cock and loving it.

[m @melnothots]

“She doesn’t vape, but she does smoke weed and talk a lot of shit”

[m @melnothots]

“If you ever needed brain surgery, I could fucking kill you”

[m @melnothots]

Bronte continuously shows she’s my bff frfr

[m @melnothots]

Got in the wrong Tesla. Whoops.

[m @melnothots]

Watched a man smoke an entire cigarette where he lit from the filter

[m @melnothots]

@_dubstepfeels Excuse me what

[m @melnothots]

I wish I could transplant all my friends from Texas to New York

[m @melnothots]

Jasen opened his eyes and FaceTimed me 😍😍😍

[m @melnothots]

So Adam is tech house now

[m @melnothots]

On my way to Riis. Never again.

[m @melnothots]

“Me and Bobby were supposed to have sex, but I called you instead”

[m @melnothots]

The Knicks win and all the sudden Brooklyn smells like florals??? What magic is this?

[m @melnothots]

Jasen just answered my FaceTime whilst trimming his pubes. We bffs frfr.

[m @melnothots]

“Welcome home” and it’s me landing in nyc 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍

[m @melnothots]

New neighbors moved in with a gaggle of guitars. Pray for me.

[m @melnothots]

Sometimes being catcalled is good for the soul

[Rick Zhampagne 🍁 ♊️ @RickZhampagne]

Honestly the more I'm seeing the cast of In The City, the less sense Carl’s exclusion makes 🧐

He finally had a great Summer House season, repaired things with Lindsay (somewhat), opened Soft Bar IN THE DAMN CITY…

Yet some genius at Bravo apparently went:
“Actually… let’s bring Danielle back”

Like WHAT?! Who asked for this?! 😱

#SummerHouse ☀️ #InTheCity

[dom @domsiri2]

Omw to bushwick y’all better be wearing deodorant

[m @melnothots]

I’ve seen 6 trump flags since I’ve been back in Texas. I miss Mamdani.

[jynx @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch and zero human interaction?