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[melodivm @melodivm]

@juliannawminer end result is different for me, I end up dirty & stressed but while I was cleaning other rooms my kids & dogs were busy messing them up again. I advocate people just stop cleaning and live in their filth and not judge others like it’s a moral failure to have a messy house

[melodivm @melodivm]

@Albertsons your store director and several other of the higher up staff have been mocking and discriminating against at least one employee with developmental disabilities at store #0574 is this normal employee treatment?

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@AnneWheaton I’m so glad science isn’t fact. I’ve been real tired of gravity’s bullshit for a while and I can’t wait to start floating to work.

[melodivm @melodivm]

Hey @Albertsons can you explain to me why your store director and other higher ups at the 0574 store thinks it’s okay to discriminate against and mock an employee with developmental disabilities?

[melodivm @melodivm]

@altonbrown 6 yr old is home sick & asked to watch one of her favorite good eats episode, American Classics VI: raising the bar again

[Kari Byron @KariByron]

I love this #tbt You're welcome @ToryBelleci @MythBusters

[melodivm @melodivm]

The next time my teenager acts like an asshole I'm making him watch Star Wars, as a god damned punishment. #ruinedstarwars

[melodivm @melodivm]

J.J. Abrams needs to go back to Star Trek where he belongs. #ruinedstarwars

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@MaraWritesStuff my 8 yr old daughter watched that at her intensive therapy program. She loved it.

[melodivm @melodivm]

Kids ruin everything #MarriageAdviceIn3Words

[Kari Byron @KariByron]

On @Mythbusters we collected spit for an experiment. Tory switched sample with water and drank as a prank. I puked. Now cant handle spit

[melodivm @melodivm]

I found a 3 inch banana slug tonight...with my bare toes. Also learned that slug slime does not come off easily.

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@TheBloggess I got this to help remind me that things will get better. It's been a hellish year.

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Really? Just cuz gays can marry it opens the door 4 pedo & ppl to marry dogs? Except it actually doesn't because that's fucking redic moron

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Mopped the floors today. A few hours later there was dirt, mud, stickers, crayon shavings, and vomit on the floor.

[American Warrior Int @AW_Initiative]

F-16 pilot selfie, barrel rolls w/flares. Enjoy your day, courtesy of the red, white and blue!

[melodivm @melodivm]

"Oh hi there! You had bacon. I love bacon!"

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I'm hiding in my room eating a muffin desperately wishing it was a cupcake. It's also the perfect metaphor for life.

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We snuck veggies in with the kids dinner. I didn't tell them until after they told me they loved their food. Suckers!