mel🦇

this dream isn’t feeling sweet // cozy games and horror movies🐈‍⬛🐈@melodramaticbb for moots🖤

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

YES i often get sick after going to the movies but that is because my stomach YEARNS for the theater the second i leave!!!! decimating a small popcorn doused in fake butter is UNRELATED

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

The only way out really is through

[mel🦇 @melodramababe]

Neighbors have a bounce house and the best smelling food in their backyard might just have to hop the fence and join them

[¿ @umlarp]

cut my life into peaches

[miri @eggoslug]

I love when I get ice cream with my friends and they’re ordering stuff like vanilla or pistachio and then my fat ass gets the Chocolate Chunk Chunk Chunk Chip Cookie Dough with Brownie Fudge Gooey Caramel Toffee Crunch

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

it always feels like i'm bringing a little too much boob to any given situation

[grace @gracefishlove]

if u need to take advantage of me at my lowest now is the time to do so

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[René @schizohustler]

the worst part of getting fired was the hr lady butchering the delivery while reading my tweets

[mel🦇 @melodramababe]

Driving in Green Bay has become so irritating no blinkers or thoughts in heads anywhere. I’m gonna start posting dash cam vids to shame at this point it’s so bad dude

[mel🦇 @melodramababe]

She used to be so shy and never snuggled on laps and now she loves to snuggle on us and she’s still a little shy but she loves the people she knows and her stinky brother cheddar and she’s so sweet and polite and my baby girl forever happy 4 years of my indie baby!!

[mel🦇 @melodramababe]

The other day was four years of my beautiful indie girl being home with us. Adopted her after my last cat had passed on my birthday and indie’s bio at the shelter had said she had been returned twice. She’s my sweet little baby girl forever🖤

[housewife, esq @educ8edhouzwife]

spent $12 on the fancy catnip banana for my cats and within less than an hour banjo had torn it open. this is him now:

[mel🦇 @melodramababe]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do!

[k8 :P @adore_thesun]

how it feels being just as in love with my partner as the day we met :)) even more so hehe

[Poliwar @poliwa_93]

Batman es el rey absoluto de los juegos de superhéroes.

[mel🦇 @melodramababe]

@justdobber 1970s one is my fav personally