JOEY 🪐🦢

the chairman of the tortured poets department

[JOEY 🪐🦢 @melodramattpd]

gracie abrams seems like a very sweet girl and i have nothing personally against her but the music is not for me

[charlotte of steel‼💥💥 @steelnil]

"separate the art from the artist" but it's because they just hate the art and adore the guy

[JOEY 🪐🦢 @melodramattpd]

evermore midnights and tortured poets all being experimental masterpieces oh taybjork….

[Dango🍡 @swiftDango]

I will never shut up about this GOD tier song

[JOEY 🪐🦢 @melodramattpd]

@Jihsiiehsi @overnostalgic yes!! and the EPs, “in bread” and “pancakes”!

[JOEY 🪐🦢 @melodramattpd]

@Mozzarella_Jack I approve this message

[JOEY 🪐🦢 @melodramattpd]

@Mozzarella_Jack raye-e-e-e, raye-e-e-e

[JOEY 🪐🦢 @melodramattpd]

teacher: who sings “where the hell is my husband? please preface the name with “loving him was..”
me:

[shan @wildIyenchanted]

Taylor and Travis clearly aren’t Woke Master 3000s (and no one in their elite class is for obvious reasons) but trying to act like they’re MAGA republicans is crazy

[dafne 𑣲⋆ daughter from hell @goodriddcne]

twitter thinks that hating taylor swift is some sort of activism and that explains a lot

[JOEY 🪐🦢 @melodramattpd]

@inholyflux_ i don’t hate it but … Soap. kills me every time after clearblue (soty masterpiece btw)

[JOEY 🪐🦢 @melodramattpd]

@monetdoII *wokely* women should be settled down by 23 or else

[ozzy @ozzerrozzer]

how it feels to be gay and not gaf about heated rivalry

[shiny bug vega @vampl0r]

Dear Taylor,

We Swifties want you to make moody horny country rock. If these demands are not met by TS14 then we will deliberate on if it is time for us as Swifties to unionize.

Thank you for your consideration.

[liz ☁️ @AstoundingSwift]

thought of calling ya but you won’t pick up another fortnight lost in america

[val @beeforbrains]

she really had no idea what was coming her way

[b @taycentered]

girl im bored let’s dabble in some of this for ts13 @taylorswift13 https://t.co/qZmdebLfT4

[ellaphants are a mess @lordestruggles]

The louvre being robbed just like melodrama was for aoty in 2018…

[Amelia @ameliabiIity]

Jesus adds new verse to the Bible