snail barf

29 aries

[snail barf @melodremmatic]

a completely unattractive man is hitting on me at the bar id drink until he's cute but the bar closes in 9 hours

[‏ヤ @fwcodex]

when people think you're ignoring them but life got you like this

[snail barf @melodremmatic]

break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs

[snail barf @melodremmatic]

what if we merged souls at the McDonald’s parking lot

[snail barf @melodremmatic]

kinda just wanna get blackout drunk right now and forget everything

[snail barf @melodremmatic]

me after sending in my audition tape to euphoria HBO for the drug addict who hates her boyfriend and can talk shit

[snail barf @melodremmatic]

i call in sick on full moons just to make them wonder

[nicole 𖦹 ☼⋆｡˚⋆ฺ ∞ @coochiecrying]

fatty @realDonaldTrump

[snail barf @melodremmatic]

the chosen ones are unemployed right now

[andrés. @andresmiguer]

it's time to get more aggressive about the life you want

[snail barf @melodremmatic]

This shawarma plate is about to get fucked

[snail barf @melodremmatic]

Best I can do is not kill you

[snail barf @melodremmatic]

here's my daily fuck capitalism tweet

[diamond @kiss_my_dee]

I really wanna enjoy my life next year no more survival mode.

[⋆ ｡ ° ༺˚ 𖦹 gîchœ łīçbåkt 𖦹 ˚༻ ° ｡ ⋆ @ichriecheblut]

the idea that life is not meant to be enjoyed everyday and pleasure is something to wait for is propaganda i am not subscribed to.

[Bone Thug Black American ✊🏽 @j0vintage]

my grandma know she ain’t got no damn business being dead.

[snail barf @melodremmatic]

I LOVE FALL SO MUCH AND PUMPKINS AND LATTES AND APPLE PICKING AND CORN MAZES AND HAUNTED HOUSES AND AND AND AND

[P.E. Moskowitz @_pem_pem]

all other problems are this problem. all other discourse is a distraction from this