Melody Geffert

I remember dog names better than human names || UW Oshkosh ‘21

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Dogs of 2023

[a goose @nikkifranki]

i love when vets knock before they come into the room. like yes my dog is naked but she also arrived that way

[steph @steph_mcca]

oh no ! my one basket! all my eggs were in there!

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

she's a 10 but she gets overstimulated at the supermarket

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

“I remember you telling me that! And then [story details], right?”
★★★★★

“You told me this story already.”
★☆☆☆☆

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

i just fucking LOVE heart shaped things. like yaaaas!!! heart shaped soap! heart shaped candles! heart shaped cookies! heart shaped antidepressants next!!!!!

[river buddy butcher 🤠 @rivbutcher]

Canada feels like if the United States only watched PBS

[Sam Reece @ItSamReece]

The only good feeling left is when you’re eating an amazing sandwich and you still have another half left

[relatable @byreIatable]

My “eh I get paid again soon” attitude really gets me and my bank account in trouble

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Coming out of my cage a̶n̶d̶ ̶I̶’̶v̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶e̶n̶ ̶d̶o̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶j̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶e̶ ̶ to get groceries and then it’s right back in the cage

[aubrey @aubreybell]

the crushing weight of 2 manageable tasks

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

"are u ok" no my stomach literally always hurts

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

just got my stupid little 7 dollar coffee to fill the void and now i’m gonna stare at my stupid little thousand dollar phone to fill the void. anyway the void is not full

[Drew Gooden @drewisgooden]

*taking 3 ibuprofen instead of just 2* i’m here for a good time not a long time

[Melody Geffert @melodygeffert]

@itsdilemmaemma Same girl 😩

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

microdosing a heart attack by having generalized anxiety disorder

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

i have never wanted a “partner in crime” have always just wanted a “partner in errands” - just come to CVS w me, we don’t have to rob it