Melody Weaver

sfasu alum 💟 BSN, RN

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

sorry im being weird I’m just going through something right now (being weird)

[verónica @soitfuckingoes]

life is too short to pretend you don't like taylor swift

[𝐚-𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐧 @wydccalamity]

since we’re grown now who was behind those damn clown costumes back in 2016

[Ralph Anthony @RalphTheMouth81]

CDC in 2020: mask up

CDC in 2021: get vaccinated

CDC in 2022: it is what it is

[k. @buffysbIair]

dramatic? no this was quite appropriate i thought my life was over

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

When my friends are trying to teach me the rules of a card game and I physically cannot listen.

[Ｎ 💗 Ｕ Ｒ 𝒷𝒷𝓎 @itssnourbby]

friend: i can’t find his insta

me:

[Minister Of Enjoyment @mikey_esquire]

DAGNABBIT IS THAT PAW?

[megan @chismosavirus]

just paid a bill. i can't keep doing this

[Allison O'Conor @allisonoconor]

Did it hurt? When Charlie bit you?

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

Those of us who got Moderna are like