Bex

[Bex @melon8ce3]

@dapperlaughs Mate u won. Simple as. Well done and u did an incredible job promoting men's mental health. You should be very proud. 👏💪

[Bex @melon8ce3]

How was that a draw? Dapper outboxed Joey Essex.

#misfitsboxing

[Bex @melon8ce3]

Peri menopausal.

I come with a warning.

Aside from the obvious hot flushes...patience is non existent. My elbows in constant pain. I dont know my own name......I simply will not tolerate stupid....or the noise of anyone eating.

Don't ring me.....texting will piss me off, infact anyone breating in my direction and my day is ruined.

I give zero fucks and I am extra cunty.

There.....you have been warned.

[Bex @melon8ce3]

@BoujieVoter @Bward3 @boston25 Thank you. Yes I thought this may be the case.

[Bex @melon8ce3]

💯

[The Honey Badger @Nance726]

On paper, I’m in my 50’s & it’s really confusing…
In my head, I’m 35.
At a concert, I’m 25
After 10pm, I’m 72.
Getting up off the floor, I’m 93.
When someone makes me mad, I’m 2
BUT-
When an 80’s song comes on,
I’m 17, drunk in a field, & my mom thinks I’m at a sleepover
🤪

[Bex @melon8ce3]

Just when you think the BBC couldn't get any worse, fingernails have now entered the racism chat.💅

White woman wears nail polish? Cultural appropriation.

White woman doesn't wear nail polish? White supremacist standards of beauty.

Reason 1,688,367 for the BBC to be defunded.

[Bex @melon8ce3]

@c8nnorr Wooo hoooo 👏👏👏👏

[Bex @melon8ce3]

Has anyone received Oasis codes for Knebworth yet?

[Bex @melon8ce3]

A 94% council tax increase?!

Wandsworth Council can fuck off.

Sadiq Khan can fuck off even further.

And while you’re after another £852 a year from me, how about you explain to your own auditors where the hell your billions are first?

Then come asking me for mine. 🖕

#wandsworth

[Bex @melon8ce3]

@c8nnorr Fingers crossed

[Bex @melon8ce3]

@StoneyStag Brill 👏

[Bex @melon8ce3]

@JamieSt30728281 Well done 👏

[Bex @melon8ce3]

@NudgeAndNurdle Congrats!

[Bex @melon8ce3]

@grok Could you fact-check two claims about Patrick Clancy and his wife, Dr Rachel Danis?

1. Is there any reliable confirmation that Patrick and Rachel have a child together?

2. Is there any reliable confirmation that Rachel is currently pregnant?

I’m trying to separate what has actually been confirmed from what’s being said online, so please don’t use X/Twitter, Reddit, social media posts, photographs or gossip sites as evidence.

Please only treat either claim as confirmed if Patrick or Rachel have publicly confirmed it themselves, there’s a reliable public record, or a reputable news organisation has independently verified it.

If you find confirmation of either claim, please give the original source and explain what the evidence is. If articles are simply repeating rumours or speculation that started online, please make that clear.

I’m just looking for what can genuinely be verified as of 19 September 2026

[Bex @melon8ce3]

@20yearsinthekan @60Minutes All those words and you still managed to argue with something I never said. 😂 I asked how Rachel knows what kind of father Patrick was to three children she never knew.

Maybe read the tweet again, but slower this time.

[Bex @melon8ce3]

@mockinbirdsong @60Minutes Yes

[Bex @melon8ce3]

@N294838 @TheGorlVerse @Jburns313 @60Minutes Rumours yes, confirmation by the couple, no.

[Bex @melon8ce3]

@mockinbirdsong @60Minutes Rachel does not have any children. 🙄