workers in europe: i will be taking the summer off because i need a little suntan
workers in america: i will be using one of my 3 paid vacation days to undergo open heart surgery
I like being an American because I can choose to live with pain in my mouth or I can spend $3000 WITH insurance to fix the problem. It’s like I live in the greatest country or something.
@calebthechoosen I think the government can fuck itself with student loan debt and worry about their own selves for a minute — I can’t believe the common people are always held accountable for the leadership’s mistakes