Malone 🌞

day 23 in the closet, they ain’t found me yet— oh shit they found me🏳️‍🌈 they-them-theirs

[Malone 🌞 @melon_mchenry]

we're mad about a hair piece?

[I’mRight88 @redelephant80]

Why does Jill Biden always look like such a hot mess? Nothing says “I’m mourning for Queen Elizabeth” like a big black bow in your hair.

[trash jones @jzux]

workers in europe: i will be taking the summer off because i need a little suntan

workers in america: i will be using one of my 3 paid vacation days to undergo open heart surgery

[Malone 🌞 @melon_mchenry]

@Digiordep

[Malone 🌞 @melon_mchenry]

Lilith is a bad bitch and we shall walk her path this year 😤

[Malone 🌞 @melon_mchenry]

Welcome to America where you have to use your PTO / sick time to see the doctor so you can miss pay AND get a fat medical bill

[aïs @glamgamine]

one thing i will never understand abt adulthood is how i’m supposed to make appointments if i work full time and every place closes at 6 pm

[Abbie Richards @abbieasr]

hating women is apparently a bipartisan issue

[Malone 🌞 @melon_mchenry]

@haammmie Proudly exposing their own internal sexism and crass interests 😪 not even aware

[Malone 🌞 @melon_mchenry]

@haammmie But inglorious bastards is good I’m not gonna lie

[Malone 🌞 @melon_mchenry]

@haammmie “Wait you haven’t seen KILL BILL?! The greatest cinematic experience—“ no, Pey-Bran-Chris-Tian, I havent and I sure as shit don’t wanna

[Malone 🌞 @melon_mchenry]

@haammmie Honorable mention: Pulp Fiction

[Malone 🌞 @melon_mchenry]

@haammmie Or Wolf of Wall Street

[Roy📚 @RoyReadsManga]

Whoever said Black Clover is trash straight up LIED

[Malone 🌞 @melon_mchenry]

I like being an American because I can choose to live with pain in my mouth or I can spend $3000 WITH insurance to fix the problem. It’s like I live in the greatest country or something.

[Malone 🌞 @melon_mchenry]

@calebthechoosen I think the government can fuck itself with student loan debt and worry about their own selves for a minute — I can’t believe the common people are always held accountable for the leadership’s mistakes

[Malone 🌞 @melon_mchenry]

Inflation is made up in gonna throw up

[Skinny Rivy @calebthechoosen]

so everyone knows that the loan forgiveness is going to add onto the inflation problem correct?

[Malone 🌞 @melon_mchenry]

@LadyBelleelmore Still not a fan of the end :p

[TogashiTweets @TogashiTweets]

Don’t let the return of Hunter x Hunter distract you from this

[Malone 🌞 @melon_mchenry]

The Texas police say outside for a full hour before going in for those kids…good guys with guns, right?

[Malone 🌞 @melon_mchenry]

No thoughts just wizard king and charmy