sage

woe be upon ye

[sage @melonbepsi]

clover is my kitty my kitty my kitty

[holiday cheermeister @gardeinqueen]

im interested in finding groceries that have the potential to change my life

[woke mccarrol @thebitingboys]

The clip on mic picking up matt’s heartbeat after the fight we should all die even

[plush @plushiescringe]

I draw Jay McCarrol with a kind of permanent anxious Peanuts face

[emmaaaa joyyyyyy @emjayism]

took my adderall today with the sole intention of playing ranked league of legends

[sage @melonbepsi]

this is my first time actually seeing lance oppenheim’s face does he always look so polite

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Nathan Fielder, Lance Oppenheim and Amanda Seyfried for Rolling Stones.

📸 Sacha Lecca

[sage @melonbepsi]

fulton is fr on some silent hill shit. just big and sweaty as hell. one time omw to work i saw someone get jumped by a hoard of giant flying roaches while waiting for the j

[Gothamist @Gothamist]

Have you ever gotten lost in the Fulton Street subway station?

Producer Elizabeth Shwe has solved the case of the frankenstation and has the tips to prove it!

https://t.co/2wP51m4kDG

#nyc #subway #fultonst #transit #fyp

[۟ @siickohs]

broke no contact by saying happy birthday

[beck @0w_beck]

i don't think i'm gonna finish it so
mabbl

[plush @plushiescringe]

#mabbl #mattjay Matts and Birds

[peter can see everything @obsessrooms]

His little Canadian frame struggling beneath me

[sage @melonbepsi]

@gendakiwi bruh come get it then

[sage @melonbepsi]

@garlicpowderfan had to look up who that was. do u rec this movie noomf (new oomf)

[sage @melonbepsi]

kind of humiliating that after all these years this guy is the leading cause in me realizing that deep down somewhere inside i’m still kind of sort of capable of being attracted to dudes

[c @cokebeyc]

being on non oomfs replies

[sage @melonbepsi]

@reddiefujo im seeing episodes 5-8 at syndicated bc my greed is sickening . but if any of them pull up to low for the movie i’m sending out the oomf signal

[sage @melonbepsi]

jay mccarrol pls come back to low cinema for the ntbtstm commentary screening in december

[sage @melonbepsi]

@hotarmaru there was a time when i was drinking it on a daily basis until i was immune so i stopped and now that im drinking it again my body feels like this

[sage @melonbepsi]

had a celsius for the first time in a while and now im tweaking

[selfpaglu. @maramarvellous_]

Please don’t blow your fruity vapes around my kids, I’m raising them strictly on Marlboro reds

[Bruhface! @TherealBruhface]

Trying to sext with writers block

[sage @melonbepsi]

i missed the first time so we gotta run it back again