Brando

peaked in middle school

[Brando @melonchuck]

Dont worry about the freshman 15 because youll lose it all when you starve at your apartment the next 3 years

[Brando @melonchuck]

@D_J_V96 I’m so sad dude, he was the best

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

WE ARE TIED, CHICAGO.

[MLB @MLB]

THREE straight walk-offs
EIGHT straight wins
FOURTEEN straight home wins

The @Cubs.

[ESPN @espn]

ILLINOIS STATE WITH LESS THAN 2 SEC LEFT 😱

The Redbirds advance to their first NIT quarterfinal in 30 years 🔥

[Illinois State Men's Basketball @Redbird_MBB]

DEATH, TAXES, JOHNNY KINZIGER GAME WINNER.

[Brando @melonchuck]

Never verifying my account just so people know when I make my one post a year, it’s for the love of the game

[Michael Cerami @Michael_Cerami]

Better to have Bear Downed and lost than to never have Bear Downed at all.

[TJ @TJHitchings]

This is awesome but how the fuck did this guy get a cheese grater through security lmao

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Ben Johnson knocking Matt LaFleur out of the playoffs

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Red Birds! This game is awesome

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Roll Redbirds

[Barstool Birds @BarstoolILLSt]

GOOD MORNING REDBIRD NATION!!!! IT’S GAMEDAY

[doctor worm @awaitingtrial]

reading Ripley’s Believe it or Not on the train and shaking my head the whole time so they know I don’t

[The Battat Breeder @meepnesscombat]

i had to spread this out between years

[Justin Ferguson @JFergusonAU]

mother-in-law just dialed up a new Christmas movie that’s at 2.5 on Letterboxd and 35% on Rotten Tomatoes, let’s get fired up

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

NEVER A DOUBT

[Barstool Birds @BarstoolILLSt]

ON TO NASHVILLE

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

No. 1 NDSU were 23.5-point favorites vs Illinois State…

Illinois State just came into their house and ENDED THEIR SEASON

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

This is the first time North Dakota State football has lost a home playoff game since 2016 when they lost to James Madison 😳

The Bison entered Saturday with the longest active win streak in FCS at 16 games and a 95% chance to beat Illinois State according to ESPN Analytics.