Woke Elfi Schlegel

handstand enthusiast

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

Marjane Satrapi (1969-2026) 🤍

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

no it’s okay sir i know this 70mm showtime of The Odyssey is sold out, i just have to deliver this very large horse-shaped package to someone inside

[Woke Elfi Schlegel @melonebillion]

friendly reminder that the east side neighborhoods that go to pratt are where the scientologists live

[Woke Elfi Schlegel @melonebillion]

PLZ

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Sam Reid recalls his first impression of Jacob Anderson:

“I thought, What a gracious person. I’d never had anybody call me before and ask me how I want to work. I mean, I started sending him selfies of myself, which is a kind of unprecedented thing for me to do.”

(Source: https://t.co/UpeXcK90Of)

[Woke Elfi Schlegel @melonebillion]

these bot accounts tweeting about the mayoral election are gonna send me over the edge

[Woke Elfi Schlegel @melonebillion]

brunson man goddamn

[Woke Elfi Schlegel @melonebillion]

JOHN TUTURO

[Woke Elfi Schlegel @melonebillion]

@switchhalf yes i love this lol

[Woke Elfi Schlegel @melonebillion]

@switchhalf knicks or spurs

[Woke Elfi Schlegel @melonebillion]

@switchhalf nba teams, finals are getting ready to start i hate the spurs

[Woke Elfi Schlegel @melonebillion]

knicks in 4

[Woke Elfi Schlegel @melonebillion]

just saw a dog that lives up the street in a feel good account tweet and i’m not reposting but the owner is a complete narcissistic nutjob and i need to get that off my chest

the dog is well taken care of though

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

I’m not a religious person, but every few weeks I thank GOD my eyebrows grew back after everything I put them through from 2007-2012, and didn’t hold it against me

[Woke Elfi Schlegel @melonebillion]

@slothanova was it good? there’s so much out right now

[Woke Elfi Schlegel @melonebillion]

she doesn’t want evidence she’s washed

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Phoebe Bridgers is playing Madison Square Garden on June 4.

Tickets are $1 - no recording devices allowed.

[Woke Elfi Schlegel @melonebillion]

totally blocked out what a creep avivas dad is

[Film The Police LA @FilmThePoliceLA]

Gonna be wild when we have an earthquake at 5AM on Election Day.