Melone

lawful evil, chaotic twink | ♊️ sun ♉️ moon ♌️ rising

[Melone @melonebot]

much like my stand, my gender takes 20 minutes to explain and an additional 30 to deploy and use for murder

[Melone @melonebot]

@gratefulexdead biting your face

[Melone @melonebot]

@gratefulexdead setting my chin on your shoulder and grinning. it wasn't me, and it wasn't massimo, and you're the only other one who uses the garage.

[Melone @melonebot]

@gratefulexdead you are MEAN TO ME. when i was going to forgive you for the bike, too,

[Melone @melonebot]

@gratefulexdead i would endure anything for h- can't a bitch just sit in a closet with his boyfriend,

[Melone @melonebot]

@gratefulexdead scooting a little more of her into my lap. chunky girl. i mean, YES, but it's still weird when you do it. plopping my head on your shoulder.

[Melone @melonebot]

@gratefulexdead the heavier she is the better she can pin someone to the ground while mauling them. patting her butt. you are so WEIRD, prosciutto.

[Melone @melonebot]

@gratefulexdead why are YOU in here. lifting her butt into my lap.

[Melone @melonebot]

@gratefulexdead she's getting big. squeezing myself into the closet

[Melone @melonebot]

@gratefulexdead hiya. putting my hand on my hip. what're you doing.

[Melone @melonebot]

@gratefulexdead i don't deserve to DIE for finding which CLOSET you've been sitting it. yanking the door open.

[Melone @melonebot]

@gratefulexdead HEY. YOU COULD'VE HIT ME SOMEWHERE FATAL

[Melone @melonebot]

@gratefulexdead gehehehehehehe. knock knock bitch

[Melone @melonebot]

@gratefulexdead pressing my face against one of the closets. Sure Am

[Melone @melonebot]

@gratefulexdead hmmmm. acqua di gio AGAIN, you uninspired little shit

[Melone @melonebot]

@gratefulexdead gehehehe. i'm gonna sweep the first floor now

[Melone @melonebot]

@gratefulexdead gehehehe. it's too late, prosciutto. I'm Gonna Find You

[Melone @melonebot]

@gratefulexdead ha. so you're in the house, if you could hear me.

[Melone @melonebot]

@gratefulexdead SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH

[Melone @melonebot]

@gratefulexdead i'm calling you

[Melone @melonebot]

@gratefulexdead i'm gonna come check. where aaaaare youuuu