Melanie Mendoza

Superman’s weakness is kryptonite. Batman’s is women. Mine is the common cold.

[Melanie Mendoza @melonnknee]

"God, grant me the serenity to accept things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and wisdom to know the difference."

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Krystal & Melanie
Mission Impossible: Thanksgiving Edition

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@runDisRegStatus I don’t know how much more rejection I can take. I’ve tried every single time and they’ve filled up so fast.

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@LorenzEG1d0 We finally going to cash in on that rain check!?

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It only took an easy 7 hours in the queue, but I’m a pass holder again! LOL

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@mendozertron swears he can out libero me. 🙄 Fight me 😡🏐

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@DavidRegoso Same

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I can’t believe this weekend is already over.

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@LorenzEG1d0 I did. I cried/teared up 3 times. 🙈

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I am not okay after the Disney Parks, Experiences, and Products panel. 😭💙

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2 more sleeps until expo. I’m emotional. 🥹

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Expo is less than a month away and I decide now to figure out disneybounds/costumes. 🙈

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Me to Krys
“Your arm’s too thin to be a scrotum”

LOL. I’m so done with myself

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Me: I can care less if people touch my hair.
Mon: What! You have not been touched properly.
LOL 😂

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Krys: “That Asian comedian.”
Me: “Okay, which one?”
K: “The one in Crazy Rich Asians”
Me: “Awkwafina?”
K: “Yeah, her. I was about to say like Dasani water but different.”

LOL. I can’t.

[Melanie Mendoza @melonnknee]

LOL. But what if I’m having a bad day and I don’t like the taste of cilantro. 🙈

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you might be having a bad day, but just remember, there’s someone out there who has the cilantro soap gene and at least you’re not them

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Donald 7G

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Not as bad as I thought it was going to be.

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The walking man is back. 🥲

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L.O.L

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Y'all must really like popcorn.