melon pult

STRONGEST ROOF WARRIOR OF THEM ALL. (15 y/o minor yeah) im a guy.

[melon pult @melonpult_]

how the fuck was pvztwt already 2 years ago.

[melon pult @melonpult_]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do not. #MyXAnniversary

[melon pult @melonpult_]

@garibrithyonce yeah when we were parting ways after the hangout!

[melon pult @melonpult_]

its on sight, football zombie.

[melon pult @melonpult_]

dave raise my pay again dave.

[melon pult @melonpult_]

@hellergagaspear I do not! I hated that man but I'd never go as far as to do something horrid to him.

[melon pult @melonpult_]

@hellergagaspear nah, he's my brother and all 4 of us pults go get drinks at the bar sometimes, even pepper pult comes along sometimes.

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happy anniversary

[melon pult @melonpult_]

Count your days squash i’ve lost countless of hours of sleep to you

[melon pult @melonpult_]

@Chalkeater68 Uh. Fuck. Wait let me think. I can do this.

[melon pult @melonpult_]

@R0ARINGKNIGHT @GersonBoom @Pwrofmeangirls @MayorOfHometown @LesbianFawning Can someone help me convince dave to increase my pay

[melon pult @melonpult_]

What gift do i get my wife?
Our anniversary is coming up.

[melon pult @melonpult_]

Dave. Stop lowering my pay, dave.

[melon pult @melonpult_]

@NumerOneSaleman Alcohol. I want. Alcohol.

[melon pult @melonpult_]

@NumerOneSaleman you got. Plant food..?

[melon pult @melonpult_]

3rd time this fucking week bro.

I’m going to throw his ass to the zombies while he sleeps.

[melon pult @melonpult_]

Could not sleep, squash’s fatass kept snoring and it kept everyone in the greenhouse awake.

[melon pult @melonpult_]

@LesbianFawning What.

[melon pult @melonpult_]

Could not sleep, squash’s fatass kept snoring and it kept everyone in the greenhouse awake.

[melon pult @melonpult_]

Listen, i get i was slacking off for a few months but i earned that.

I fought on the fields for 10+ years!
I think i deserved this break right??

[melon pult @melonpult_]

aaand dave cut my fucking pay again because of course he did