melon.

reviewing games and uploading the junk in my head in video form
Season 2 👀
contact: [email protected]

[melon. @melontheweb]

Rambling about a game at 5AM that probably only I like in our universe, because why not?
Thank you for watching and sticking with me. This was a lot of fun that I could put together relatively fast.
I hope you'll find enjoyment/relatability/joy in it.
https://t.co/fB5LGZAqNx

[melon. @melontheweb]

@YuikoCS @Noirsoldat_ Yeah and the 6 Mi Hazánk gremlins who are basically the same but also worse.

[melon. @melontheweb]

@SurInconnu @Araneaphobia What happened exactly?

[melon. @melontheweb]

It's not interference if he's doing it. Fuck him, Fuck Putin and fuck Orbán! My country is not going to be another Belarus.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Two days before Hungary’s election, Trump pledges to buy votes for Viktor Orban with US taxpayer dollars.

[melon. @melontheweb]

@terminallyOL Nah, you're right people are just coping. Even if there is variety, my ADHD would fucking murder me while playing this.

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@Tri_Polchika @TheRealDinges Hatvanpuszta, Hungary my guy.
One of his most well-known money sinks.

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@Raios_Rogue__ @FSAPOJake @NVIDIAGeForce I bought nVidia but you genuinely make me feel ashamed of it.
I understand you need to justify this overpriced piece of shit but have some self respect, wipe the foam off and touch some fucking grass.

[melon. @melontheweb]

@Apogee_Ent Oh I want this

[Apogee Entertainment @Apogee_Ent]

🪶 PREY GIVEAWAY

This mug is one of the only survivors from Apogee’s original 1998 internal PREY development.

Made for the press at E3. Less than 100 exist.
We have six left. One is going to a new home.

To enter: 🔁 Repost, 💙 Like, ☑️ Follow.

[Kredability @Kredonystus]

@SandyofCthulhu For me AI is the ultimate "I want to learn to do X thing that takes a decade, but to do it right now", it's fear of failure personified. Instead of learning to do the thing or hiring someone who learned to do the thing you get the AI to do it for you and claim you did. No thanks.

[melon. @melontheweb]

@Tychodragonfan @JamesNaughton98 Man this is fucking inane, get this out of here

[melon. @melontheweb]

Graphics peaked here and with RDR2 imo. Shit looks only slightly better now but runs terribly compared to those.

[ExoGhost ☭ @ExoGhost]

This game released in 2016, yet It has better graphics and performance than most 2025 games

How is this possible?

[John Romero 🤘🏽 @romero]

These people are the best people I've ever worked with, and I'm sorry to say that our game and our studio were also affected.

[melon. @melontheweb]

@morry040 @redactor650 @Apogee_Ent It's not really the fact that it runs well or anything. I just always felt like Megaton edition played better. Also I want to quick save.

[melon. @melontheweb]

@Apogee_Ent I'm in love ngl

[Apogee Entertainment @Apogee_Ent]

PREY ZIPPO LIGHTER GIVEAWAY 🔥
These rare PREY (2006) lighters were made for press only. Tommy even uses one in-game as a flashlight!

To win one:
✅ Follow
❤️ Like
🔁 Repost

Giveaway ends Friday. Ships worldwide at no charge!

[melon. @melontheweb]

@nickisballs @PopBase @ChappellRoan @RollingStone She praised Charli before. It's just towards H&M.

[melon. @melontheweb]

This is a game about monke with stick.

[Eurogamer @eurogamer]

Black Myth: Wukong studio requests influencers not include "feminist propaganda" or Covid-19 references in coverage

https://t.co/Nucz6sdx6t

[melon. @melontheweb]

@wolfer6231 @ruggyscruggy This could be more fitting for Dark Souls tbh.

[melon. @melontheweb]

@MrShhkotsky Great vid! Also the thumbnail goes immensely hard.