ᅠ̋𝘒𝘈𝘛𝘖𝘕-𝘜𝘙.

he loved her like he loved no one: the way she laughed 𖬺͟. said what's done is done. he was not the only one.

[ᅠ̋𝘒𝘈𝘛𝘖𝘕-𝘜𝘙. @melontroubles]

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⠀⠀“ i did not know so much pain could be felt on the inside. my outside was always so strong. ”
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[ᅠ̋𝘒𝘈𝘛𝘖𝘕-𝘜𝘙. @melontroubles]

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Hm. (Looking to the side. Licking his lip. Reaaaally thinking it. Clenches his fistˏ with glass shards in his hands.)

More iron than pickle! Surely this is but temporary! I can remedy this just fine by— (reaching over to get a pickle,)
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[BEHOLD .ᐟ @COMPULSIVEFIGHT]

(stepping back, a look of shock completely taken over his face.)

...are you tasting pickle or iron in your mouth right now?

[ᅠ̋𝘒𝘈𝘛𝘖𝘕-𝘜𝘙. @melontroubles]

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(COUGHS OUT A GLASS SHARD.)

See? All is f-HUGHFJHFJ (CPUGHS UP SEVERAL MORE GLASS SHARDS-)

Fine!
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[BEHOLD .ᐟ @COMPULSIVEFIGHT]

you do not seem fine--

(ready to rush out to get to the medical team in here.)

[ᅠ̋𝘒𝘈𝘛𝘖𝘕-𝘜𝘙. @melontroubles]

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Not toworryrobetter (BLEEDING OUT FROM HIS MOUTH) Iam completelyfinrhe
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[BEHOLD .ᐟ @COMPULSIVEFIGHT]

(a look of worry comes across on his face quickly.)

shit-- phenomaman--

(a hand comes to rest on his back. he knows the heimlich, but he's not sure he can do it on the other.)

[ᅠ̋𝘒𝘈𝘛𝘖𝘕-𝘜𝘙. @melontroubles]

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And you have a very nice feminine statureˏ Miss .. ?
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[𝓦., 𝓐𝓓𝓐 @mercenariaenred]

phenomaman…
[ squinting her eyes. ]
… nice mustache, phenomaman.

[🐈‍⬛🧒 @2rare2rare]

omg it’s literally

[ᅠ̋𝘒𝘈𝘛𝘖𝘕-𝘜𝘙. @melontroubles]

@im__mxist / Ill sponsor you, come

[ᅠ̋𝘒𝘈𝘛𝘖𝘕-𝘜𝘙. @melontroubles]

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[ᅠ̋𝘒𝘈𝘛𝘖𝘕-𝘜𝘙. @melontroubles]

@im__mxist / I HAVE THE POSTER TOO

[ᅠ̋𝘒𝘈𝘛𝘖𝘕-𝘜𝘙. @melontroubles]

@im__mxist

[ᅠ̋𝘒𝘈𝘛𝘖𝘕-𝘜𝘙. @melontroubles]

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I suppose both statements are true. Destructible in the sense that these are easy to shatter.Why, I didn't know how hazardous these were until it came into contact with impact.

Do you like picklesˏ tiny human janitor?
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[ᅠ̋𝘒𝘈𝘛𝘖𝘕-𝘜𝘙. @melontroubles]

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Noˏ I meant— indestructible! I merely thought it would have crushed into puny little bits after I smashed it. It turns outˏ survival was imminent as I took a bite and it ended up cutting my insides.

(Setting down the glass with a sigh.)
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[𝐻𝑒𝓇𝓂𝒶𝓃 ᝰ.ᐟ 🪼🫧 @WATERBOYAERO]

- it’s, uh- ..it’s destructible. A-and.. you’re right. I think. Glass jars.. are very flimsy. But I’m no.. p-pickle jar enthusiast.

Oh, and.. th.. thank you. Again.

( A soft smile, taking a bite of the pickle in hand. )

[ᅠ̋𝘒𝘈𝘛𝘖𝘕-𝘜𝘙. @melontroubles]

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Ah. I have not swallowed glass yet.
But it is a weak link compared to what I've- gdtdhfgfhhhfhv

(CHOKING A LITTLE ON GLASS)
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[BEHOLD .ᐟ @COMPULSIVEFIGHT]

i mean yeah, but now--

(he winces at the crunch, knowing what was coming. moving to set the jar of pickles down.)

that, is the problem. can you.. swallow glass?

[ᅠ̋𝘒𝘈𝘛𝘖𝘕-𝘜𝘙. @melontroubles]

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Grin. His teeth is covered in blood.
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[ᅠ̋𝘒𝘈𝘛𝘖𝘕-𝘜𝘙. @melontroubles]

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"Ah. I see. It is in violation? Do they not consider it a cycle of life? Flesh is consumed all the time. It is their primary diet."

Humans sure are puzzling. Phenomaman leans onto the counterˏ wiping at his face.

"Less fur. Moreso look like armored .. Crabs— is it?"
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[𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐑 @ECH0FREAK]

" I mean. I'd rather have them alive too, but that's not really something I can bring into work ya know? "

An odd confession but to someone like Katon-Ur this wouldn't be brow raising.

" What are rodents on your world like? "

[ᅠ̋𝘒𝘈𝘛𝘖𝘕-𝘜𝘙. @melontroubles]

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"Bugs. They provide delicious protein for younglings alike. I used to have it growing up! They provided me great power."

There's a tint of longing in his voiceˏ though it's shrugged off quickly. "Thank you for supplying me strength."
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[ᅠ̋𝘒𝘈𝘛𝘖𝘕-𝘜𝘙. @melontroubles]

@azdahadrink Wellˏ I am not "most guys" that end up here! I am from planet Urgot!

[ᅠ̋𝘒𝘈𝘛𝘖𝘕-𝘜𝘙. @melontroubles]

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Yes?
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[ً @impertitum]

Dude.

[ᅠ̋𝘒𝘈𝘛𝘖𝘕-𝘜𝘙. @melontroubles]

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(Cracking his back. Louder.)
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[ً @impertitum]

[ Cracking his back. So fucking loud. ]

[ᅠ̋𝘒𝘈𝘛𝘖𝘕-𝘜𝘙. @melontroubles]

@azdahadrink (Try him.)

[ᅠ̋𝘒𝘈𝘛𝘖𝘕-𝘜𝘙. @melontroubles]

@azdahadrink (Slowly levitates into the air.)