Melissa Perkins

Let us learn to show our friendship for a man when he is alive and not after he is dead.

[Melissa Perkins @melperky]

Wish I’d had the vaccine before I had covid. 1 year later and still feel like shit 👍🏼 get your jabs

[Andy Slavitt @ASlavitt]

Why are some people worried about unknown long term side-effects of the vaccine but not the unknown long term side-effects of a virus?

[Lily Melrose✌🏻️🖤 @llymlrs]

I honestly feel like this is one of the most intense draining weeks of my life where all the potential joy and enjoyment I was aiming for this Christmas has swiftly left my body and I’m merely on high alert praying I don’t get the virus so I can see my family this year.

[Melissa Perkins @melperky]

@NandosUK @G_Perkins94 haha

[Lucy Ward 🇺🇦 @lucymirandaward]

The epidemic of drinks spiking targeting young women - students and not - in nightclubs has a horrific new variant: injecting women in the back or leg with the same drugs. I asked my daughter - first year at a UK uni - if she had heard of it and she sent me this:

[aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat]

ctfu

[Melissa Perkins @melperky]

@AnthonyQuintano @G_Perkins94

[Melissa Perkins @melperky]

@ASOS nice one ASOS. Been chasing these for weeks, ordered a uk 6 and received a uk 4?! How can you get it that wrong? now I’m out of £100, dont have the shoes I want and will be waiting weeks for my refund as per usual 👍🏼

[Dan Walker @mrdanwalker]

Prince George LOVED it 😂
https://t.co/OHySiGlJ43

[❦𝒏𝒚❦ @sinsational_ny]

Stay away from people who act like a victim in a problem they created.

[Melissa Perkins @melperky]

@Gallasso I’m so confused

[Melissa Perkins @melperky]

@Missguided @G_Perkins94 omgggg

[Melissa Perkins @melperky]

I now can’t spend Christmas with my sister and her boyfriend because his arsehole driving instructor knowingly turned up the lesson with covid symptoms and has now tested positive. They now have to isolate. Surely I can report this guy?!

[Melissa Perkins @melperky]

@ASOS @G_Perkins94 #ASOSBLACKFRIDAY

[Greg James @gregjames]

The word is on your lips...

🎶 VACC-CIN-A-TION! 🎶

[Melissa Perkins @melperky]

@Gallasso Poor Johnny! I literally just watched a clip of her smirking and laughing about the fact she punched him... so disgusting!

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

‘If Facebook were around in the 1930s, it would have allowed Hitler to post 30-second ads’ — Listen to Sacha Baron Cohen slam the social media industry for facilitating the spread of hate, lies, and conspiracies

[☆mel☆ @taalkingheads]

you think you can hurt my feelings? i’ve been the least favourite in every single friendship group i’ve had since i was 8