Please dump on me. I’m here to be dumped on. No friend in my life should ever feel like their emotions are too much for me. They’ll NEVER be too much. If I ever close myself off from you it’s because it’s not reciprocated, never because you’re too much.
According to the small print on this kilo bag of Mini Eggs, a 'portion' is 8 eggs. 8 eggs. What am I, stranded on Mars? 8 eggs. They think I'm going to be doing fuckin meal prep with Mini Eggs? 8 eggs per portion. I've 8 eggs in my mouth right now and there's room for more!
A woman can open foundations educating millions of children, donate a million books every month to children, help flood victims, open hospitals, fund a life saving vaccine and there will ALWAYS be men who contribute nothing to the world saying she should stay at home and do less