Gabriel said the islanders are too scared to leave the Villa, so they’re staying coupled up. It’s NOT because they really like each other.
I learned something new today: which is that Gabe is actually pretty smart
Ya'll remember when the US set up a coup operation and kidnapped the President of Venezuela and his wife, stole a shit ton of oil, and then put the money in an offshore account, or have y'all already forgotten with all the other dystopian shit distractions???
Stephen Colbert got his band to play licensed music during his final show so CBS would be sued for using the music illegally.
“Oh no! I hope this doesn't cost CBS any money!”