Sometimes Damaris

I am always funny in my head.

[Sometimes Damaris @melrose_planet]

@AmazonHelp Yes, I'm aware of how to close a window. But why should that be necessary for every search? It is of no use to me and I will never use it.

[Sometimes Damaris @melrose_planet]

@amazon There must be a way to disable Rufus. It is nothing but annoying. Your homepage re-design is also terrible. It's like you're actively making your site worse.

[rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed]

“The big bang theory doesn’t make sense”

Buddy nothing makes sense. What the hell is a black hole

We don’t even know what’s at the bottom of the ocean

You’re reading this message on a rectangle of melted sand with a chip inside that harnesses the power of lightning

[Sometimes Damaris @melrose_planet]

@PearlsFromMyrna No, Myrna, I am not okay.

[Sometimes Damaris @melrose_planet]

@maddenifico I'm 63. I'll never see the end of this.

[The Feline Philosopher=^..^=🇨🇦🐾💕 @ThePhilosopurr]

My cat, who is currently unemployed and pays no rent is unhappy with his fancy new cat food and I, a walking, talking, miracle, Apex predator made of 14 billion year-old Stardust.. am on my way back to the store to rectify the matter for some reason. #RelatableCatFacts

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

OMFG! You fucking morons, you nitwits, you dumb motherfuckers went on, and on, about the price of your groceries, of eggs, of your bar bills, and you were going to vote for him because he'd bring prices down. We TOLD you he couldn't. NOW! NOW, he says one true thing. OMFG! #MAGA

[Sometimes Damaris @melrose_planet]

I am struggling to care about Christmas. Or really anything at all.

[Sometimes Damaris @melrose_planet]

@tify330 I think they're all tired & "Fuck ya'll." They worked tirelessly for months & were repeatedly told it wasn't enough. (Well-articulated) policies weren't clear enough, they weren't pandering to whiney baby white boys enough, some undefinable something wasn't there. WE failed.

[Sometimes Damaris @melrose_planet]

The wild thing is that I had messaged her to let her know that going forward that texting would be the best way to reach me going forward and the side thought that we are both ladies in our 60s who have always been single & self supporting 5/?

[Sometimes Damaris @melrose_planet]

I replied that I was disappointed,that she had always been a solid friend, and I hoped she'd make her way through her process and find peace. Then I left it, and when I looked at the dms later I saw that I'd been blocked. 4/?

[Sometimes Damaris @melrose_planet]

@DarkMSolvent What has he been doing the last 4 years? Like many, I had expectations and hope. Now, I'm actually relieved his Supreme Court nomination was blocked. Imagine a lifetime of disappointment in this milquetoast.

[Sometimes Damaris @melrose_planet]

@laurie_maccini @WonderKing82 I voted for Carter in 1980...

[Sometimes Damaris @melrose_planet]

@dieworkwear So many of us are. However, as a white woman of a certain age, as far as Matt Goetz is concerned, I'm invisible, so my plan is to help the rest of you degenerates escape. 😎

[Sometimes Damaris @melrose_planet]

@dieworkwear Dear god. Did you just say out loud that the majority of the world is non-white? While a true fact, in these times, it is a brave statement. I salute you. You are a shining light.

[Sometimes Damaris @melrose_planet]

I'm 63. My Dad was a WWII veteran. (Why, yes, I was a happy accident, thanks for asking. My oldest sister is 80.) He is fucking spinning in his grave. SPINNING. So hard I don't understand why he & other WWII vets have not burst forth from the ground.

[FactsLivesMatter 🟤 @Facts0601]

Again, I’m not seeing a single “Genocide Don” or “Genocide Trump” post, even after Marco Rubio may become Trump’s new Secretary of State.

Where did y’all go? Went on a four-year vacation like Jill Stein does?

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

This woman is speaking truth. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👇